Plus, they probably speak Thailandese, or Buddaspeak, or Taiwan talk, something like that. They wouldn't understand me when I spoke to them in Mandarin.
I give the dogs beer from time to time. Doesn't do much to them, they just get sleepy.
Once when I was out, a dog knocked a bottle of blueberry.... something. Schnapps or some crap, off of the shelf. The bottle broke, so she tried to clean up the evidence. She slept well that night. Could barely get her up to eat in the morning.
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden