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Fave parts of that thread:
Secca05:
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The Walrus is connected to porpoise......
Aging Smurf: But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free. There is no escaping reason; no denying porpoise. Because as we both know, without porpoise, we would not exist.
[Several Aging Smurf Clones walk in]
Aging Smurf Clone 1: It is porpoise that created us.
Aging Smurf Clone 2: Porpoise that connects us.
Aging Smurf Clone 3: Porpoise that pulls us.
Aging Smurf Clone 4: That guides us.
Aging Smurf Clone 5: That drives us.
Aging Smurf Clone 6: It is porpoise that defines us.
Aging Smurf Clone 7: Porpoise that binds us.
Aging Smurf: We are here because of you, Mr. Amsterdam. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us.
[Attempts to copy himself into Neil]
Aging Smurf: Porpoise. |
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Meanwhile......
Neil wakes up screaming. He looks around and realizes he is in his old apartment.
Neil: Thank God! It was all just a terrible dream!
He looks to his left and sees Smurf lying next to him, wearing sunglasses but nothing else.
Smurf: I love you, Mr. Amdsterdam. I watched you undress last night.....with a certain satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You caught me, Mr. Amsterdam. After that, I understood the rules, I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now, here I lay because of you, Mr. Amsterdam. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of heterosexuality. Because of you, I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, so to speak. Like you, apparently, gay.
Neil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
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09-28-2003 05:57 PM
