Hiya! New girl here!...Or fersh meat...
So...You guys brought tears in my eyes!!! And I have to say...You put baaaaaaaaaad ideas in me inocent head! So, I am gonna post me little song for Voldy of course!
Put Voldy and Wormtail dress up as Timon and Pumba. Then put them to start singing in Hakuna Matata rhythm:
V: Avada Kedavra!
W: What a wonderful curse!
V: Avada Kedavra!
W:Two words and you are DEAAAAAAAAAAD!
V:Push all the worries BAAAACK!
W:'Cause you are DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
Together: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
I love And if you ever offend one of these characters..:
Remus Lupin
Sirius Black
Harry Potter
Severus Snape and
Voldie
...I am gonna SHOOT YOU!!!
agent mike said this in post #408 : Put cellaphane across his toilet seat. I did it to my brother a couple of years ago -MESSY!
My cousin did something similar, only worse. Where he works, he has a computer program where you can plug in dimensions, and out pops a cutout of that shape on two-sided paper sticky enough to glue slabs of metal together. There's a guy he doesn't like, and everyday, at the same time, he goes to the bathroom in the same stall. One day, he took the toilet seat's measurements, made a sticky sheet to fit it, and stuck it on the guy's toilet. He was in another stall, waiting for the guy to come in so he could turn the light off on him once he was stuck. He waited, then when his victim was stuck, turned the light off and left. He was sitting in his cubicle, and the guy he was playing the prank on walks by, normal as ever. Then, out of the bathroom comes his boss' boss, his face all red, and looking like he's about to explode. Luckily he never found out my cousin did it, but the guy's kids did, and they told him he ripped all the hair off daddy's butt.
Let's do that to Voldemort!
"You're disturbing...yet intriguing. Like couscous. I'm gonna call you Couscous from now on."