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Exclamation Down Time Reports post #1  quote:



We experienced downtime over the last 24 hours due to a busted router up the line somewhere.

Apologies for any inconvenience.


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Mercy! I Was thumbing through the Yellow pages looking for a therapst. I was "jones'n" real Bad for my daily In review fix!
What a Nightmare! Who Knows what I would have done to Myself.

Thank for Fixin the Site...


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i'm glad inreview is back up, but with it being down i found out something interesting: there are actually other websites on the internet.

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i'm glad inreview is back up, but with it being down i found out something interesting: there are actually other websites on the internet.


No, surely you jest. You didn't actually visit any of them, did you? For shame.


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post #5  quote:

marlene: i visited but i didn't look.

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post #6  quote:

Hey Marc... just wondering -

Can we fire you? You KNOW that I'm only teasin' ya.
But, Kooka and I HAVE been talking about this server being down.
We have to blame SOMEONE, and you're an easy target!!!


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marlene: i visited but i didn't look.

Sounds like "Bill Clinton"..


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post #8  quote:

Yes, bit, it does sound like that slimeball of an ex-president that we once had.

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post #9  quote:

this post optimized for your best bill clinton internal reading voice.

"i'll admit it. i went to some of those other web sites. but i didn't enjoy them. did i look? well, maybe... it just depends on what your definition of the word look is."

"it may look... hey, did you notice that? i used the word 'look' while i'm sittin' here tryin' to describe the definition of 'look'... that's pretty funny. you know? anyhow... what was i sayin'? oh, yeah. to you, an average lay person... hot doggit i did it again. i said 'lay'. kind of reminds me of somethin' else i got in trouble for. but i don't wanna get into that right now. anyway... to the average la... uh, to the average person, 'look' may be defined as to have their eyes open and pointed in the direction of what it appears they're lookin' at. but as a highly educated former president, let me just say that i can have my eyes open and pointed right at you. like i do now. they're open and pointed right at you. but am i lookin' at you? no, of course not. i'm visifying - uh, is that a word? can somebody look that up for me right quick. well, let's just pretend that it is a word for the sake of arguement. anyway... i'm visifying out of my peripheral vision, as they call it. i'm focused on my surroundings at all times. so it may appear as though i'm looking, but actually i'm perusing all the things around me, i have no idea what's actually in front of my face. that's why that whole intern thing got me into trouble. i thought it was hilary the whole time."

"but one thing i want to be very clear about... are you listenin'? i did not have carpal relations with that keyboard"


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post #10  quote:

Oh my gosh, Larke... that is HYSTERICAL!!!!

I was totally seeing Bill Clinton while reading that... too funny.


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thanks KJ.

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post #12  quote:

LOL -- me too! You got his thick-headed humor down pat! (I am certainly not accusing you of being thick headed, but you sure know how to pretend!) good job! A+

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thanks sayzak. i've been doing a clinton impersonation since '96. it doesn't sound anything like him, but i think my delivery is pretty good. and it's generally well-received. expecially from those who don't care for the guy.

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post #14  quote:

Marc, I have just one question. Why is the server always "too busy" when I write my most brilliant posts? Why can't it be too busy when I write my dumbest posts? I think this cannot be random chance. This must be Marcian design.

I think Marc has single-handedly disproved the theory of naturalistic evolution.

Hooray for Marc.


Watch now, the server is going to be too busy. What do ya bet?


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Originally posted by Marlene Newell
Marc, I have just one question. Why is the server always "too busy" when I write my most brilliant posts? Why can't it be too busy when I write my dumbest posts? I think this cannot be random chance. This must be Marcian design.

I think Marc has single-handedly disproved the theory of naturalistic evolution.

Hooray for Marc.


Watch now, the server is going to be too busy. What do ya bet?


Tried to edit my post, to change "Watch now, the server is going to be too busy," to "Watch now, is the server going to be too busy?" (obviously it wasn't, and since that was a dumb post, more evidence of Marcian design), and I was told I don't have access rights to my own posts. Now this has GOT to be Marcian design. No way could this be random chance.

Wow, Marc you need to publish.

P.S. I hope Marc has a good sense of humor.
If not, I'm


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post #16  quote:

Marlene... it's the router that caused the server to go down!

Now, for those of you who magically have $$$$$ in your pockets, send it to Marc. It costs thousands of dollars to bring in the next size server... and doesn't have that money just laying around.

Marc does have a good sense of humor... look at this site. He would have to, to put up with all the crap that we all spew everywhere!


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post #17  quote:

Indeed... crap.... spewed... everywhere. For jeez sake, take a look at this THREAD! We are talking about the server downtime, not Bill Clinton. This is the announcement forum, ya'll, and each one of you should get a warning for off-topic posting... but we at INReview have a good sense of humor.

With regard to the "Server Too Busy" message - when you get this message, just wait a few moments and refresh the page. All of the data you are sending will get re-transmitted, and everything should work fine. You don't have to loose your wonderful posts just because you get momentarily rejected by our server.

Yes, we are evaluating the options of replacing the INReivew server. Right now, though, the big project is setting everything up on a new system of redundant co-located servers (to aviod downtime caused by ISP uplink problems). Once that's finished, I'm sure the guy upstairs will be glad to accept your donations to the "New INReview Server/Michael and Marc's Pocket Change Foundation"


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Cool post #18  quote:

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Marlene... it's the router that caused the server to go down!

Now, for those of you who magically have $$$$$ in your pockets, send it to Marc. It costs thousands of dollars to bring in the next size server... and doesn't have that money just laying around.


I was thinking of this over the last few weeks. Fund to whole forum for 12 months and upgrades. No ads popping up, no Server busy. 20-30k should take care of it. But Investers are not wanted or needed here.


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post #19  quote:

quote:
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Marlene... it's the router that caused the server to go down!
Our server never went down... we were up and running the whole time! (You just couldn't get to us because the ISPs router was down.

quote:
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I was thinking of this over the last few weeks. Fund to whole forum for 12 months and upgrades. No ads popping up, no Server busy. 20-30k should take care of it. But Investers are not wanted or needed here.
Bit, if you want to give us 20-30k, please do so. I'm sure we could work something out in the pop-up department.

Speaking of servers, though... INReview is getting a new one! Server busy messages will be drastically vanished in the very near future...


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post #20  quote:

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Our server never went down... we were up and running the whole time! (You just couldn't get to us because the ISPs router was down.


Please forgive me, oh great one!!! For my wording was off... at least I got the router right.


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Forgiveness granted.... this time...

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post #22  quote:

Wow... I almost feel lucky! Geez Mike, that's really nice of you!
Your generosity is overflowing tonight, isn't it?


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post #23  quote:

DOWN TIME REPORT:

The site was down all day yesterday because of a firewall issue in conjunction with new DNS IP propogation.


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post #24  quote:

Marc, are some of us banned from the silver and gold memberships? I have tried numerous times and when I click the Gold button, get page not found. In over 30 tries, have not yet made it to a subscription page. Are other people having this problem, too?

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post #25  quote:

Marlene - thanks for pointing that out. That problem manifested itself over the course of the last 24 hours, but is now fixed.

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Larke2000 said this in post #9 :
this post optimized for your best bill clinton internal reading voice.

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"but one thing i want to be very clear about... are you listenin'? i did not have carpal relations with that keyboard"



hahahahahah OMG that was great. If i could nominate that post I would. Wow, I was laughing out loud on that one Thanks for making my day


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