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A few of my favorite jokes:
Two Texans are eating breakfast and discussing war, the economy, politics, and finally religion; one Texan says to the other, "... so what do you think of Bhudda anyway..., " the 2nd Texan says... "Bhudda is allright, I like Bhudda, I have no problem with Bhudda, ...but of course I like margarine just as well."
A man walks into a deli in San Francisco and orders a large salami. The butcher asks, " Would you like me to slice that for you? To which the man replies, " Why.. does my fanny look like a piggy bank to you."
Q. What does a tornado have in common with a redneck wedding.
They both wind up with someone losing their trailer.
Q. What does a jack-o-lantern have in common with a redneck wedding?
A. The same number of teeth.
I eagerly await your gems.
Warm regards, jk