gaboman
What Would Jack Do?
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Registered: Aug 2003
Local time: 09:58 AM
Location: The land, the land down under.
Posts: 12713
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Ambulance driver
Activist
Actor
Agent
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler
Astronaut
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School
Baby Proofer
Bartender
Bear Hunter
Blackjack dealer
Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby
Bootlegger
Bowling alley employee
Boxer
Broadway Actor
Butler
Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne
Car designer for Powell Motors
Caretaker for Mr. Burns' lodge
Carny
Celebrity assistant for Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin
CEO of nuclear power plant
Chauffeur for Classy Joe's
Chief of Police
Choreographer for the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Chiropractor
Clown
Coach for Bart's little league American football team
Composer
Con artist/Grifter
Conceptual artist
Consultant on the remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart
Curator of "The museum of Hollywood Jerks"
Death
Detective
Dishwasher At camp See-A-Tree
Drug Smuggler
Door-to-door knife salesman
Door-to-door sugar salesman
Door-to-door spring salesman
Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through
Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek
Executive Vice President of Power Plant
Farmer
Film critic
Film producer
Fish gutter
Food critic
Fortune cookie writer
Gravedigger
Grease entrepreneur
Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility
Hippie
Homophobe
Horse Trainer of Furious D
Ice Cream Truck Driver
Impotency Spokesman for Viagrogaine
Informant for the F.B.I.
Inventor
Internet service provider
Journalist
Krusty Impersonator (also see "clown")
Mall Santa Claus
Marriage Counselor
Mascot
Manager of Country Music performer Lurleen Lumpkin
Mayor of New Springfield
Mayoral candidate
Mexican wrestler
Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot
Missionary
Mob Boss
Monorail conductor
Mountain climber
Muscle For Hire
Musician
Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the Be Sharps
Night school teacher
Oil-rig worker
One Man Band
Ordained Minister
Outsider Artist
Owner
Panhandler
Pee-Wee Football Coach
Performance artist
Personal assistant
Pilot for Crazy Clown Airlines
Prank monkey
Priest
Prison snitch
Public speaker
Plus-size butt model
Roadie
Roadside corn salesman
Railroad Engineer
Rastaman
Robot
Safety protester
Safety Salamander
Sailor in the Naval Reserve
Sanitation Commissioner
Security guard
Smithers
Smuggler
Snitch
Snowplow proprietor and driver
Songwriter
Street musician
Superhero (the Pie Man)
Showboating coach
Spokesperson/Walking Billboard
Sprawl-Mart greeter
Talk Show Host
Teacher
Telemarketer
Thief
Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman
Town Crier
Traveling salesman
Trucker
Unemployed
Union leader
Used Car salesman
Vigilante
Village Oaf
Videographer
Voice actor
Webmaster
Wrestler
Writer
Yellow Bellied Freak
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