Women complain about having to do the childbirth thing, then afterward say how happy and lucky they are to have such a special experience. Whatever ladies, go ahead and have fun with that. The only reason you say it's so special afterward is because it sucked so bad and us fella's don't have to do it. It's all you, rock n' roll with that.
gaboman said this in post #15 : And if all that doesn't bring you around to my way of thinking, ask yourself: when the last time you heard someone call a dude who battled prostate cancer "brave"?
Can you smell the testosterone flowing through the thread?
HECK! I know you will never get the childbirth thing. Hell I had two c-sections and had my kids the way it was intended- numb from the chest down. Still, there is something really cool about talking to your unborn child and having them recognize your voice when they get here. It's a parent thing.
And with that said, you might want to read "10 new ways to sleep on the couch."
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
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Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
"Man is a marvelous curiosity ... he thinks he is the Creator's pet ... he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea." Mark Twain
haha i'm looking at a cosmo right now. I'll admit it i read cosmo but let me tell you why.....I'm still waiting for them to tell me something I don't know. The crap is either the same crap they dished the m onth before or something that is totally common sence or something that is completly retarded. I should totally write a magizine.
But aparently I'm a completly abnormal female. I don't nag, I watch more porn than my bf does and if I don't get some atleast 4 times a week i get cranky. If it was up to me it'd be everyday but you cant always have it your way right.
anyway now in the back of the cosmos they have a section called cosmo men.
heres a comment from "what he worries about when your both naked."
"If I forget to remove my watch or necklace, I feel ridiclous because these items draw attention to how naked the rest of me is."
WTF? My big thing is the socks. It kills me in the porn when you gots the people bucked naked except some dude goin at it with nothing on but his socks pulled up to his knees.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, diet coke in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked.