Will says he and James decided that James should compete in this one, so Will didn’t even pay attention. James indeed gets the low time of 1:40 and wins with nine seconds left. That was even more impressive. He eliminates Erika because she almost won HOH twice. Janelle is very irritated, which is a beautiful sight. She’s starting to wonder if James has a deal with Danielle, because she told him that the priority was eliminating her. Hee.
The third event is “spin to win” and back to avenge his dizzy fall from BB4 is Jack! Erika says it was like seeing a member of your family again. Jack will spin in the chair for two minutes, then walk a glass of champagne about twenty feet to a podium. He spins and waits for a bit after the two minutes is up. He recovers his bearings and walks the glass to the podium without even a stagger, ending with a time of 37 seconds.
Danielle thinks the boys need to blow it now, with the others eliminated. James gets to try it out with a bid of 20 seconds. Not. A. Chance. James fumbles around and doesn’t make it. Janelle isn’t fooled and calls him a bad actor. Again, I am forced to agree. James can’t even conceal a smile as his elimination is announced. Will is embarrassed for the Legion of Doom. Everyone knew he threw it.
If Cowboy doesn’t do the bull riding, there’s something very wrong. And indeed there is, as BB2’s Hardy is announced. Erika gets the vapors as various beefcake Hardy clips are shown. The object, of course, is to stay on the mechanical bull as long as possible. Hardy lasts a pathetic 59 seconds, as the bull wasn’t even moving very fast.
Will bids 3:00, and says that big daddy wants to ride the bull! Janelle calls him a cocky little *****. Apparently she still hasn’t figured out that she’s being played by him too. Will does well, smacking his forehead at one point when the bull makes a sudden stop. He lasts for 1:26, but it doesn’t beat his predicted time. Therefore, the plan works and Danielle wins veto! Will has a comment about the bull riding, and I have to quote him here:
Hey. Have you ever had 4000 pounds of steel smash against your family jewels for about a minute and a half? I recommend that you avoid all activities resulting in that. I have an ice pack on and I’m never going to be the same.
Janelle is not happy. Will is not happy, but for totally different reasons, as he’s throwing up. I wonder if anyone in human history has ever eaten 15 pieces of sushi and gotten on a mechanical bull within the same hour? Someone call Ripley.
Danielle, in the diary room, tells Janelle that when you start a war, maybe you should finish it. Ouch. Howie calls it the ultimate betrayal. She’s mad at James, correctly thinking he’s got an alliance with Danielle. She completely misses Will’s betrayal, but then, I guess he’s cuter, right?
In the storage room, Will, Mike, and Danielle celebrate. Mike thinks it went perfectly, but Danielle says that S6 is mad at James for throwing it. James claims that Janelle told him to get rid of Erika. She says she can’t believe he’s that stupid, and again, James is going into this without a story in mind and he’s forced to tap dance. She says he’s not a good liar. James, to his credit, doesn’t bury himself any deeper and just says he messed up.
Howie says that it doesn’t matter, because with Erika gone Danielle’s alliance will be decimated. Then, next week they’ll finish the job. James, granted a reprieve, agrees quickly. Ah, poor clueless Howie. They discuss replacement nominees and Janelle comes up with the idea of putting up Mike in order to insure Erika’s eviction.
James goes to Chilltown and tells them the plan is backfiring. He told Janelle that they don’t want to break the alliance with Chilltown, but he doesn’t think it worked. He sends them up to “fix it.” Will tells us that Janelle is madder at James than anyone, and she doesn’t trust James. Will wants to feed that distrust because he doesn’t trust Will either.
So Chilltown head up to the HOH room. Janelle asked what the hell happened, and Will says that she should ask James. He convinces her that he eliminated Marcellas because Marcellas is in an alliance with Danielle and was planning to save her if he won. They also discuss who to nominate, and they suggest Marcellas. Janelle doesn’t want Marcellas gone (hmm, why not? He’s a nasty stinky floater!) and Will says it’s a test of their loyalty. Pshaw.
Will tells us that he had to deflect the tension away from Chilltown, so they tell S6 that James is the weak link. Howie, actually thinking straight for once, says that they screwed up last season by giving up the numbers, and they’re not doing that again. Which is apparently why they forgave James so quickly.
This is incredibly funny for two reasons. First, they already gave up the numbers when they pissed James off so badly. Secondly, they gave up the numbers last season by voting out James because they thought he was against them when he wasn’t. This season, they’re standing by him when he IS against them. Whatta buncha maroons.
The basic jist of the rest of the conversation is: Will good, James bad, Janelle stupid.
Later, Will is in the hot tub with Janelle and Erika. They flirt. As I recall from the live feeds, there is copious amounts of alcohol involved. Janelle tells us that if you give Will attention, he’ll do whatever you want. Excuse me, I fell off my chair from laughing so hard. I love clueless people on reality shows. They’re so much fun.
Anyway, Erika and Janelle agree to take a shower with Mike and Will, with their clothes on. Will RUNS into the insect room to collect Mike. In the diary room, Mike says that Operation Double Date consists of the two of them “falling for” Erika and Janelle and letting them think they’re manipulating the two of them. In actuality, according to Will, they are “ripping their hearts out of their chests and squeezing the blood in the pocket of their cheap blouses before they can blink twice.” They finish with their little grins to the diary room camera, which slays me. These guys are such slime, but I’m somehow not offended. Maybe if it weren’t Janelle and Erika.
Howie walks in and asks what’s going on, and Will tells them. Howie gets thrown out of the room so hard he comes close to hitting the railing. Will and Mike look like kids on Christmas. Howie is upset that he didn’t get to participate. Supposedly there’s kissing and washing of other people, and someone gets blurred. Mike says it’s all strategic. Uh huh.
In the insect room, Janelle tells Marcellas that people are asking questions since she doesn’t want to put him up. She assures him that he’s safe, but he doesn’t believe it. She tells him she won’t put him up.
Janelle runs to the storage room and talks to Will. She says she doesn’t want to put Marcellas up. Will says he wants honesty. HAH! She needs to decide who is in her alliance. Speaking of bad acting, if anyone hasn’t figured out she’s got a deal with Marcellas by now, they’re as stupid as she is. He promises that they have her back. He spoon feeds her compliments like a baby.
Time for the veto ceremony. Janelle just sits there and glares. Danielle is happy to have veto, but it means someone else has to go home. She chooses to veto herself, of course. Insert Marcellas comment here. Janelle says that two people haven’t been nominated (Howie and Marcellas) so she has to put Marcellas up. Chilltown has to keep from laughing. Marcellas dramatically flops down into the chair of doom.
Marcellas wants to pull Janelle’s hair out by the black roots, rip our her black heart and shove it down Will’s black throat. He is absolutely furious, and has to stop himself from cursing a few times. Will says it’s win-win for the Legion of Doom. Janelle hopes Erika goes, because if Marcellas leaves, that means people that are close to her are lying to her. You knew he was a snake when you picked him up, dumbass. I really can’t believe EVERYONE in the house is trusting Will.
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08-16-2006 04:19 PM
