I like when he wanted to be the movie phone guy. Everytime he does that voice he cracks me up.
and when he had to baby sit that kid - and he wore jeans for the first time in his life and he walked like frankenstein
And the cafe latte episode... i love kramer.
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
I saw one last night that always busts me up. This chick asks Kramer to babysit her kid, but Elaine really wants to so she can prove that she is responsible.
So after Kramer hangs up the phone, Elaine is all "I'm more responsible than you!"
Kramer goes, "Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood."
Jerry :"Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer :"Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"
Jerry :"It's impossible!"
Kramer :"Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"
Jerry :"It can't be."
Kramer :"Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"
Jerry :"Alright, that's enough."
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
Oh, another one, where Kramer was hiding the key to his strong box. He put it in their neighbors bird food and killed it. Jerry was like, what are we going to do? Kramer just goes, you know what we have to do. I'll get the shovel, and he walks away.
It's the one where Jerry's dating Jami Gertz and everyone recognizes her voice as the sex line operator.
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
Yeah, then it leaked when Mr. Mandelbaum was training Jerry and they freaked out and took off, dragging Jerry down the road. Then he got Newman's blood in him. They were all screaming at the end, it was great.
what did he call him? Puff boy? Stay puff? That old man was funny.
Oh yeah, best Kramer was when he found the Lobsters and stole them, then told the kosher eating woman that she was going to get special treatment in heaven for not taking the lobster.
I liked how his intern stayed with him, even after he was told to leave by the foundation, or whatever sent him. He believed in Mr. Kramers ideas and wanted to support him.