lickety_split said this in post #78 : You will get your kitten, but it is possesed by the devil, speaks in tongues and chases you and tries to hump you.
I wish I had a manservant.
Now that's comedy.
Okay, you have a manservant, but it's Joey Buttafuco and he walks around in a speedo that's about to break and he smells like Kentucky Friend Chicken and likes to tell you secrets.