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Location: Under your bed
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Here's two of mine: Midnight and Crystal. I'll bet you can probably guess which one is which

Midnight's the one that sleeps in our sinks and drinks out of our swimming pool. Crystal is the one who is "Insect Insane" and will lick your toes 
It's funny. My parents are building a house right now. Midnight will follow them around inside of it. He'll go upstairs...and then he gets stuck and can't figure out how to get back down. He just sits there looking over the edge meowing at everyone like he's lost or something. Someone has to go back upstairs and get him and bring him back down with them 
It's black. It's shiny. I'm keeping it!
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin"
Professor Plum - "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?"
Mrs. Peacock - "No, just death. Isn't that enough?"
"I lost my car! We're still looking for it!" ~ Some drunk lady with a strange infatuation for flogging (Don't ask) |
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