Kim Bauer: You Ran Into My Heart and Found A Mountain Lion Of Love
Oh Kim Bauer,
You ran, ran and ran,
My delicate, bouncy little flower,
You always try to run, just as fast as you can.
Whether it's getting kidnapped or having your boyfriends limbs torn asunder,
Those little legs and floppy funbags keep on flyin',
With your genes I'd think you could eat lighting and crap thunder,
The Bauer greatness you do not have, it barely kept you from getting eaten by a freakin' mountain lion.
You ran away when you thought your dad was dead,
Ran away and never looked back,
Now you return, still without a clue in that pretty little head,
Without anything to offer the world, be grateful that you have a big rack.
So I beg of you, dear Kim,
Run away again, as far as you can, having you back is the pits,
Take your new boyfriend or your dad will surely torture and behead him,
And before you go, don't forget to show me those big ol' fat... dimples.
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
03-09-2006 12:20 AM
