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AZIdolfan
Balanced & Reasoned
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Registered: Apr 2004
Local time: 11:20 PM
Location: Arizona
Posts: 803
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You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas (black satin).
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
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