Upon exiting the womb, the infant[Removed] begins his venerated steep into his baptismal font of anti-Americanism. The squalid byproduct can be sampled in the pages of The Guardian or snatches caught while on a stroll along the Champs-Elysee. An ingrained reflex seemingly as old as the dinosaurs, now perpetuated in the Frenchman's DNA. It took 150 mil. years for the T-rex to reach his conclusion, so this phenom will take time—lots of time—for the convulsions to subside.
I still can't figure out why you decide to post such things...
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.