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Heres one from the Alla thread... I thought it would be funny if we put our creative minds together to make our OWN Apprentice episodes, seeing how its only how many more weeks until we see Randal vs Alla in the finale???
heh... Heres mine..
Donald Trump: "Welcome back to the next week of your job interview process. Im sure youre going to like what I have to tell you today. This weeks task is simple. The adult entertainment industry is a multi-billion dollar industry that encompasses so many different aspects of business. From running an online escort service, to 24 hour video cams... the Porn industry as its referred to is a money maker no matter how you look at it..."
Adam blushes...while Alla's eyes open wider. Felisha looks over at Alla to see what shes doing and does the same. Rebecca sits at the boardroom table wondering how the hell shes gotten herself into this...Randal prays for forgiveness... while Clay sits and wonders when his next manicure appointment is.
"Your task this week is to manage Scores... an adult entertainment complex in New York City. As in previous tasks such as Planet Hollywood.. you will be in charge of running the club one night then the other team the next night. The team with the highest GROSS revenue will be declared the winner. Clay, seeing how you are a self professed homosexual, I wouldnt want to put you through something that you wont be comfortable...so Im sending you to HunkMania Male Revue for the duration.. Your team hates you and I wouldnt want you to get in the way and steal some of the workers clothes. In the meantime you will be judged by my associates George....
George passes out on the floor after losing his breath...
"OK then .. George will be unavoidably detained this week so Im replacing him with..."
Boardroom door bursts open and hundreds of male staff members rushes to offer their services to watch and review the task at hand. A couple of last seaons males candidates walk in.. Raj and Bren.
Bren walks into the room, carrying a bag of cucumbers... Raj quickly realizes that Robin is sitting out in the lobby alone and goes back out.. leaving only Bren standing there.
"Mee-ister Truuuuuuuump... Seeins how AHHHHHHH knows a lot ay-bout the adult entertainment and prodcuin porn with produce.. AHHHHHHHH'l hell yall out in this task... EEEE-its the least AHHHHHHHHh kan duuuuuu fer yall."
HE will be the one to make the sacrifice for the Trump team...
"Excellent, Bren. Bren in case youre wondering is that other short guy from last season who really didnt ... um, where did Raj go?... Outside to Robin... *presses button on phone* Security to my office please, remove the guy with the bowtie"... and under his breath "damn republicans...." Anyways, Bren really did do much last season but he does know how to come up with good ideas with sex and vegetable."
"AHHH ub-ject yer on-her... er Mehhhhster Trump... No charges were ever layyyyy-d in those cases.........."
"Huh, wha?.. .Never mind Bren, just siddown and shuddup."
"yesssssssssir"
"Bren is one of the best and he knows this business inside and out ... he will be hard to impress. Carolyn will also be watching over you but before you get your panties in a knot, she will NOT be available for any work... period!"
Carolyn nods in agreement.
"For this task you need a project manager one who has...
Alla raises hand. "Ill do it Missssster Trump"
"Alla??? Im surprised. Youre such a wholesome woman, I wouldnt have expected this from you. What would a darling sweetie like you have any information on the adult industry.. you dont look the type..."
*cough* BU** S**T some techie calls out from behind the board room door.
"Anyways, never mind. Rebecca, that leaves you to be the PM this week. I know your foot is still hurting but Im sure youll find a way to dance the pain away and maybe massage it a little. Is it getting warm in here??"
Adam's expression still hasnt changed as his eyes glaze over and bottom lip starts quivering... ad-ada-ada-ad-ada-adult ent-t-t-t-t-t-t-ter-tain-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ment??? Oy vey!!!
"Alla, what makes you think you will be the best person for this task? Im still not sure if youre the right person for this task or if someone else should take it."
"Let me show you Misssssssssster Trump"... All of a sudden the lights in the boardroom dim further and a shiny gold pole drops down from the ceiling into the middle of the boardroom table... Alla quickly stands up from teh chair kicking her $1,000 shoes off one by one .. .calling upon her past years as "X" to her friends ... steps up onto the table. A slow and steady beat starts belting out through Trump Towers and Alla begins to shimmy like a GO DADDY Girl during Superbowl...
"All right all right Alla... youve proven your point!.. Please no more. I hate it when people go over board... aye aye aye aye"
Donald and the executives stand up from the table and proceed to the doors. Bren hands over the bag of Cucumbers to Rebecca and quickly is whispt away. Clay has decided that a nice red would be a good colour for his nails and leaves his team for the salon. Felisha desperately trying to get Alla to stop dancing and get her off the boardroom table... "Alla ... ALLA... the music stopped... you have to stop dancing" Alla seems to be in a trance at the moment.. so Randall, the leader he is, walked up to Alla... reached into his pocket... and pulled out a $10 bill and put it in Alla's belt. Alla stops dancing.
Rebecca quickly hobbles out of the boardroom...running to the elevator going down and calling a cab.
After the dust settles... Adam still remains at the board room table....
"ad-ada-ada-ad-ada-adult ent-t-t-t-t-t-t-ter-tain-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ment??? Oy vey!!!"
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11-17-2005 04:11 AM
