when i was at church the other night, my friend was demonstrating a funny home video he watched online. it was a way to get rid of your pubes.
and this is how the video went:
this guy unzipped his pants and exposed said pubes. an anonymous hand then poured a clear substance like gasoline or rubbing alcohol on pubes. then, the hand lit a match and threw it on the pubes. the guy's eyes opened really wide, and he started slapping his groin area and dancing around like crazy to put out the fire.
so, list your suggestions on how NOT to get rid of your pubes.
EleanorRigby said this in post #1 : when i was at church the other night, my friend was demonstrating a funny home video he watched online. it was a way to get rid of your pubes.
and this is how the video went:
this guy unzipped his pants and exposed said pubes. an anonymous hand then poured a clear substance like gasoline or rubbing alcohol on pubes. then, the hand lit a match and threw it on the pubes. the guy's eyes opened really wide, and he started slapping his groin area and dancing around like crazy to put out the fire.
so, list your suggestions on how NOT to get rid of your pubes.
you dont know what pubes are? ... the fact that he clutches at his groin area and he unzipps is a pritty big clue - when someone reaches pubitiy, hair grows in places that it didnt before, and the hair that grows around the genitals is called pubic hair ...
So I was reading over Cousin's shoulder at this point and the both of us just burst out laughing SO HARD when we read this. Of course, that was just probably because this is a funny thread. I know I was prepared to laugh no matter what.
My answer:
Okay, this way works better for boys, I'm sure. Fill a jock-strap full of glue. Then remove quickly and all at once, like a band-aide
"Man is a marvelous curiosity ... he thinks he is the Creator's pet ... he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea." Mark Twain
flying panda said this in post #5 : Pip with your way i would add ice to that glue, that way it will numb the area so it doesnt hurt, that sort of pain could kill you
pippin tells me to tell you:
"but this is about how NOT to get rid of them!"
used to be one of the rotten ones and he liked you for that
now you're all gone got your makeup on and you're not coming back
i had to hire a landscaping company to take care of mine
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
"Man is a marvelous curiosity ... he thinks he is the Creator's pet ... he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble. He prays to him and thinks He listens. Isn't it a quaint idea." Mark Twain
I save all my pubes, so that when I get old and start balding I can make a wig out of them.
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
08-27-2005 06:19 AM
