Good gay Jesus molesting god! You cant say **** in this site?! Opps I me the “eff” word! No wonder you all come across as a bunch of snivelling **** heads.
Harlot said this in post #390 : your all a bunch of alsation molesting **** wits whos idea of a mind stimulating programe is watching the telletubbies christmas special.
I'm sorry, I didn't know you were part German Shepherd. I guess I should have known when you kept wanting it doggy-style.
viper are you implying you want to molest because you thought i had canine blood in me?! my my you are a ****ed up little bunnie arnt you?! can you tie your owe shoe laces yet?
Harlot said this in post #395 : viper are you implying you want to molest because you thought i had canine blood in me?! my my you are a ****ed up little bunnie arnt you?! can you tie your owe shoe laces yet?
Quite the contrary. I'm surprised you confessed your lineage online. As for tying my own shoelaces... well, my boots don't come with shoelaces.
Harlot said this in post #392 : Good gay Jesus molesting god! You cant say **** in this site?! Opps I me the “eff” word! No wonder you all come across as a bunch of snivelling **** heads.
You don't like, gets to steppin' ya tea sippin' assclown.
Hmmm...I won't say any names but someone here uses Burger King hamburger paper as condoms because they have the word "Whopper" on them. You just can't take certain people out in public any more
It's black. It's shiny. I'm keeping it!
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin"
Professor Plum - "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?"
Mrs. Peacock - "No, just death. Isn't that enough?"
"I lost my car! We're still looking for it!" ~ Some drunk lady with a strange infatuation for flogging (Don't ask)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, diet coke in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though you're slightly cracked.