BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during an animalistic sex session at their Kenyan love nest that security rushed to their room, Star magazine claims.
The celeb-obsessed weekly - which breathlessly dubs the Pitt/Jolie affair "the romance of the century" - quotes an insider at the luxury Alfajari Villas beach resort as saying the couple's loud lovemaking "sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed!"
According to Star, "worried guards grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs." Suddenly, the screams stopped, and Pitt's voice was heard from inside the $2,000-a-night villa. "Everything is cool guys," he supposedly said. "You can leave - we're OK."
Star reports it found an entry in the Alfajari's "disturbance log" at 2 a.m. on April 20. "People here have great respect for men with sexual prowess who keep their women pleased," the mag quotes an "onlooker." Even better, "another local" relates, "Miss Jolie got so excited, the guards thought maybe Mr. Pitt was taking juju herbs to give him the strength of a lion."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now officially together -- in London's waxwork museum Madame Tussauds.
Following Pitt's split from Jennifer Aniston earlier this year, bosses at the attraction spent a lot of time and money separating the former couple's models, which were joined together.
But following reports Jolie and Pitt are now enjoying a romance -- which the "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" stars deny -- bosses have paired their waxwork figures up, unveiling the new union last week.
Museum representative Michael Birch says, "(Aniston is) on the other side of the room. She definitely does not have eyes for him now. "We try to keep abreast of current events."
Whoa! Angelina and Brad have been lying to us. There IS something going on between the two of them. Looks like the happy couple are moving in together already and unfortunately for poor Jen, they will be residing only 20 minutes away from her home. Jolie along with Maddox and her newly adopted daughter Zahara have set up shop in Brad's mansion in Malibu.
According to the *Sun*, Aniston is dreading a run-in with Hollywood's new golden couple. Says one insider, "Jennifer will return home soon from filming in Chicago.And she knows it is only a matter of time before she comes face to face with Angelina. But she wasn't prepared for it to be so close to home - it's a bit too close for comfort."
Ironically, Anison is still busy for the time being filming her new movie *The Brea*k*up*.
New Baby, New Lives
Side by side on the activist trail and in sync as a family, expectant parents Brad and Angelina launch their next phase – together
Ever wonder when Brad Pitt will get around to giving Angelina Jolie a ring? Well, quit wondering. Visiting Angel Gemas, a shop in the Dominican Republic capital of Santo Domingo on Jan. 10, the couple perused cigars (him) and jewelry (her) with a playful Maddox, 4, and baby Zahara, 12 months, in tow. On Jan. 13 the pair joined Jean in making a hand sign symbolizing Yéle Haiti's goals of peace, love and an end to violence.
In Haiti, Jean surprised Pitt and Jolie with an Adam and Eve-inspired painting by artist Fritzner Chery depicting the couple with Maddox and Zahara. (The serpent symbolizes fertility; the owl good luck.) PREPARED FOR LIFTOFF
After running through a final check, dad-to-be Brad Pitt is ready for his flying lesson Wednesday in Santa Monica. He also got clearance on another front: A Los Angeles judge approved changing the last name of Angelina Jolie's kids to Jolie-Pitt.
05-13-2005 08:22 AM
On Jan. 13 the pair joined Jean in making a hand sign symbolizing Yéle Haiti's goals of peace, love and an end to violence. 
PREPARED FOR LIFTOFF
