Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
Hey Dekka...that toilet story is hilarious. I have something similar.
(this is back in high school) One day, my mom and I came home to find and old 13" TV on our porch. We decided to call the police to pick it up, just in case it had been stolen.
Well, the next day, I find out that 2 of my friends left it there. They also decorated another friend's house with Christmas decorations. (it was summer)...so this started the war.
I came across a 25" TV and left it on the one girl's porch. Another friend decorated my car with Christmas decorations while I was at work. There was a road-cone and 2 pinata heads that made the rounds, too. Pretty-much, if we drove past someone's trash and saw something funny, we picked it up and dropped it off on another friend's front porch or car.
It really was so much fun...I can't even guess how long it went on for, but I'd say it was over a year. What's really funny is that some of our parents got involved in it too!
"What one believes to be real, will be real in it's concequences"
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
...another thing we used to do was send wierd pictures to people in the mail. No letter...just a picture in an envelope. AND...we'd sign people up for book clubs, free information, stuff like that.
One fun one was, we took an orange, circle sticker, put it on a piece of paper, and mailed it to a friend of ours. We had mailed out several silly things and didn't hear any responses. Frustrated, with the lack of reaction, I stuck another orange-circle sticker on his locker (which was near mine). Well, then he went crazy trying to find the sorce of the sticker...asking everyone if they knew who had the stickers...it was fun!
"What one believes to be real, will be real in it's concequences"
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
Okay, I thought of one. When I turned about 10 or so, I had a party and invited all my friends. We stayed up all night doing stupid things. The big one though, was what we did to my sister. This was before we teepeed her room and other stuff, so she wasn't used to it. I had an idea of putting whip cream (real creative I know) on her face and hair. But we didn't have any whip cream and shaving cream dissolves pretty quickly. So, I grabbed the next best thing.
Toothpaste.
A couple of my friends grabbed some taffy we hadn't eaten and followed me in. They just sprinkled it around her, but for some reason I was out to prove myself (an idiot perhaps), so I put the toothpaste in her hair. Big mistake. You never do that to a 13 year old girl. We all thought it was fine until morning.
At 10 am we heard screams from upstairs. went up to find my sister holding her hair, which was in dried clumps. Now I don't know if you've ever had a lot of toothpaste in your hair, but apparently it doesn't come out while taking a shower. After she had shampooed her hair twice and it still wouldn't come out, I was confronted. I thought it was pretty funny and started laughing. I, however, was not standing in a very good place- the top of the steps. You can see where this is going.
She punched my down the steps.
So now I'm getting ripped into right and left by my Mom and sisters. My Mom decides that I should tell my dad about it when he gets home. Not cool. You never want to tell your dad anything bad. So I was pretty nervous. When he came home I waited until he had eaten and then walked up to him. I told him everything.
He thought it was the funniest thing he had heard in a while.
Z
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
Since Dek linked to this thread I have to share a few things.
The toilet story reminded me of this time in high school we were ditching school, walking to my buddies truck when we see this greasy, roasted chicken on his hood. We know who did it, a buddy that worked at a chicken place obviously, and he had parked a few cars away. So my friend takes this full chicken and hucks it at dudes car and this thing splattered all over.
Not the best story, just the first one that came to mind...
My school had thje old style metal urinals and we used to get a 12 volt battery and sellotape it under the urinal so when somebody used it they got an electric shock. I can still hear the screams to this day.
That's genius.
06-28-2004 04:19 AM
