This is the Alias Creed....for alias fans only! this is kinda just about Vaughn, but i still like it!
We believe in JJ, the Father almighty,
creator of our Alias and our obsessions.
We believe in Vartan, JJ's only son, our lord,
who was conceived by the holy thoughts,
born of the vicarious mind,
suffered under Arvin Sloane,
Jen's Syd was kidnapped, drugged, and was spread at sea:
she decended to the dead.
On the second year she rose again;
she returned to Los Angeles,
she is seated at the right hand of the father,
and she will come again to judge the lauren's and the Sarks.
We believe in the Holy thoughts
the holy sunday and thursday nights,the communication of starts,
the forgiveness of betrayal,
the ressurrection of the body,
and the good everlasting,
ALIAS
Sins of Vartanism
1. Missing an Alias episode...god forbid!!!
2.Not watching at least on old vaughn hottie scene a week (example, phase 1 kiss, shirtless)
3. not haveing seen never been kissed and other vartan movies like mists of avolon
4. not having at lease one poster, or screen saver, or aol icon
5.not drooling enough while watching him
6.being anything but a s/v shipper is a crime
7.saying sark or jack or sloane is hot...although, sark is kinda sexy
8.having even the remotest lke for the COW!!
lol
You!!! OFF MY PLANET!!
a wise monkey never monkies with another monkies monkey
ALL THE WAY!! come and join the alias vartanism religion!!! we should be like muslims and go around to houses and tell people to convert to our religion!!
"I HATE you, I LOVE Sydney!!"
-Michael Vaughn, while crushing Lauren's jaw
05-07-2004 05:22 AM
