All right, lets face it, some of the words Tolkien uses are positively impossible to pronounce. Here is a thread to discuss hard tolkien words, and how to correctly pronounce them.
For example: Sauron. its not pronounced Soaron, but more like Souron.
Same with Smaug. essentially whenever the letters AU appear, they should be pronounced like OU.
get it?
good. now lets begin.
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