These blokes out here in California have finally engineered the First truly artificial organism, a bacterial lifeform, to roam the Earth. It's only a matter of time now before it escapes from the petrie dish, hides in a closest and eats all the toilet paper, undergoing a rapid transformation and accellerated evolutionary adaptation - haven't these guys seen the movie Evolution!?
If it's the same artificial organism I read about elsewhere, I heard that they built it to self-destruct in the natural environment as a means to keep it from eating all of our toilet paper.
01-17-2003 06:13 PM
