Chekov: How do feel about the fact that your buddy Sulu became a captain, but you had to be satisfied with the post of First Officer only?
Chekov : I don't like being called "Number One." That's what I had to say as a child to get to go to the lavatory. Other than that, I can live with it, Sulu has been a brown noser since Academy days.
Borg Queen: With all that advanced technology, isn't there something you can do about your unsightly skin?