Evil Sock Monkey sat back and relaxed at the brothel in Taiwan. He had traveled far to seek his revenge against the good wizard Gaboman. As he sat sipping on some beer, that oddly enough he felt compelled to salt, he had a moment of sheer brilliance. He left the brothel and apparated to the home of Gaboman. It was quiet and dark, and he had to be careful for the wizard Gaboman had many fearsome dogs about. As he stepped quietly around them, he moved to the library. He suppressed an evil laugh as he took his stolen wand and changed the titles of the books to Spanish. He then took the wand and changed all the moths at the outside window into frogs, and he exited the home, cackling madly in the night.
Evil Sockmonkey is currently unavailable to terrorized your lives right now. He is in Germany trying to forge a passport so he can see some World Cup games, but he is listed as a hooligan and banned. He will return sometime after the cup is over, until then he is pissed in a bar rooting for the Czech Republic.
Until then beware of frogs, crickets, and suspiciously large bananas.
Evil Sock Monkey is booking his flight home. He wisely avoiding picking a winner for the world cup, and instead bet on Rooney getting a red card. With his winnings, he is currently seeking medical treatment for a certain rash that he got from a party in Dortmund.
06-02-2006 05:30 AM
That evil sock monkey.
