Mercy! I Was thumbing through the Yellow pages looking for a therapst. I was "jones'n" real Bad for my daily In review fix!
What a Nightmare! Who Knows what I would have done to Myself.
Thank for Fixin the Site...
One Man, One personallity.... and only using ONE screen name for this forum
often Miss -understood and falsely accused by Many
Originally posted by Larke2000 i'm glad inreview is back up, but with it being down i found out something interesting: there are actually other websites on the internet.
No, surely you jest. You didn't actually visit any of them, did you? For shame.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 (New Testament, King James version)
Can we fire you? You KNOW that I'm only teasin' ya.
But, Kooka and I HAVE been talking about this server being down.
We have to blame SOMEONE, and you're an easy target!!!
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
this post optimized for your best bill clinton internal reading voice.
"i'll admit it. i went to some of those other web sites. but i didn't enjoy them. did i look? well, maybe... it just depends on what your definition of the word look is."
"it may look... hey, did you notice that? i used the word 'look' while i'm sittin' here tryin' to describe the definition of 'look'... that's pretty funny. you know? anyhow... what was i sayin'? oh, yeah. to you, an average lay person... hot doggit i did it again. i said 'lay'. kind of reminds me of somethin' else i got in trouble for. but i don't wanna get into that right now. anyway... to the average la... uh, to the average person, 'look' may be defined as to have their eyes open and pointed in the direction of what it appears they're lookin' at. but as a highly educated former president, let me just say that i can have my eyes open and pointed right at you. like i do now. they're open and pointed right at you. but am i lookin' at you? no, of course not. i'm visifying - uh, is that a word? can somebody look that up for me right quick. well, let's just pretend that it is a word for the sake of arguement. anyway... i'm visifying out of my peripheral vision, as they call it. i'm focused on my surroundings at all times. so it may appear as though i'm looking, but actually i'm perusing all the things around me, i have no idea what's actually in front of my face. that's why that whole intern thing got me into trouble. i thought it was hilary the whole time."
"but one thing i want to be very clear about... are you listenin'? i did not have carpal relations withthat keyboard"
LOL -- me too! You got his thick-headed humor down pat! (I am certainly not accusing you of being thick headed, but you sure know how to pretend!) good job! A+
Please pardon my pseudo-intellectuaphilisophicalismysiticality.
thanks sayzak. i've been doing a clinton impersonation since '96. it doesn't sound anything like him, but i think my delivery is pretty good. and it's generally well-received. expecially from those who don't care for the guy.
Marc, I have just one question. Why is the server always "too busy" when I write my most brilliant posts? Why can't it be too busy when I write my dumbest posts? I think this cannot be random chance. This must be Marcian design.
I think Marc has single-handedly disproved the theory of naturalistic evolution.
Hooray for Marc.
Watch now, the server is going to be too busy. What do ya bet?
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 (New Testament, King James version)
Originally posted by Marlene Newell Marc, I have just one question. Why is the server always "too busy" when I write my most brilliant posts? Why can't it be too busy when I write my dumbest posts? I think this cannot be random chance. This must be Marcian design.
I think Marc has single-handedly disproved the theory of naturalistic evolution.
Hooray for Marc.
Watch now, the server is going to be too busy. What do ya bet?
Tried to edit my post, to change "Watch now, the server is going to be too busy," to "Watch now, is the server going to be too busy?" (obviously it wasn't, and since that was a dumb post, more evidence of Marcian design), and I was told I don't have access rights to my own posts. Now this has GOT to be Marcian design. No way could this be random chance.
Wow, Marc you need to publish.
P.S. I hope Marc has a good sense of humor.
If not, I'm
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16 (New Testament, King James version)
07-29-2003 05:39 PM
I was "jones'n" real Bad for my daily In review fix! 
You KNOW that I'm only teasin' ya. 
Why can't it be too busy when I write my dumbest posts? 
