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>Subject: Time for some different pick up lines....

>
>
>1) Did you fart?
>'cuz you blew me away.
>
>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>'cuz ya sure are special.
>
>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
>I can't hold it in.
>
>4) Do you have a library card?*
>'cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>'cuz I can see myself in em.
>
>6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
>
>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
>but beauty's only a light switch away.
>
>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>Woman - "WHAT?"
>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
>
>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>
>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>
>11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>
>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>we kin sleep til afternoon.
>
>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
>


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