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Which of these stories do you believe happened?
God created light on day 1; the moon and sun came 3 days later
The universe comes in three parts; heaven above, the earth below and the water that the earth rests upon
God made Adam out of dust, then created Eve from Adam's rib
Adam and Eve were cast out of Eden for eating from the forbidden fruit (also encompasses "they did it")
Cain killed Abel because God rejected his gift
Noah collected 2 of each of the millions of species of animals and shoved them on an arc
The world was repopulated by Noah's 3 sons and their wives
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego walked out of the furnace when Nebuchadnezzar threw them in there
God gave the 10 commandments to Moses
God made a bet with the Devil regarding Job's loyalty (and tested it)
God created languages because mankind was planning on building a large tower that somehow would have reached Heaven
God demands Abraham sacrifices Isaac
Ezekiel raised the dead
God sent ten plagues to Egypt
Mary was a virgin when she became pregnant with Jesus
Jesus turned water into wine and walked on water
Jesus was crucified
Jesus awoke from the dead after being crucified
Joseph Smith translated the book of mormon from golden plates (Mormon)
In the three days between Jesus' crucification and resurrection, he was in Heaven doing Missionary work (Mormon)
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Just for fun, the bibles filled with hundreds of little stories, some really way out there, many not so hard to believe. I can't name them all, but which of the stories listed above to believe beyond any reasonable doubt (meaning you believe that it occured, barring a few details).




(and yes, I know there's more than what I included. But I'm only one man, I tell you)



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hasn't Jesus in Hades doing missionary work?


...are you sticking 'round to see what happens?
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I voted for all except "God created light on day 1; the moon and sun came 3 days later", "The universe comes in three parts; heaven above, the earth below and the water that the earth rests upon", "The world was repopulated by Noah's 3 sons and their wives", "Mary was a virgin when she became pregnant with Jesus", and the Mormon ones


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I don't know why I voted for "Noah collected 2 of each of the millions of species of animals and shoved them on an arc"

I believe he collected as many as he could and maybe got all of them in his area. He couldn't have got every single one on Earth though



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post #5  quote:

You know I don't complain about poles, but what if someone doesn't believe in stories as historical truth? Not saying that's me or anything.

I'd tend to believe that Jesus was crucified. I mean, if he wasn't, that's a whopper of a mistake eh?

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I voted for maybe half of these .... some i don't recognize (i'm catholic, i haven't read the ENTIRE bible... )

It doesn't say mary was a virgin when she got pregnant, she was married, i'm sure she did the mambo with Joe. They call her virgin mary b/c she got preggers with jesus without doing the deed.
I believe in the adam and eves, the noahs, the moses, abraham, the crucifixion and the resurrection.



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Riddle me this, if we all come from two people, how do you account for all the different races. Not to mention, without fresh genetic code humanity would have died out in a few generations due to the incest.

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Actually, there was something my mom and i saw in the bible that made us go hmmmm. I don't remember if it was when adam and eve got kicked out and it said they went to where everyone else was, or if it was someone else but it said something similar. (very specific, no? ) I think God made a bunch of peeps. But the STORY is, they started it all. I believe they were the FIRST. maybe AFTER WARDS, he made a bunch more. I dunno. The bible also says that Noah lived to be like 380 years old or something. Granted, the time might have been counted differently back then, or, it's a story that may have TRUE PARTS, but is a story, none the less. I dunno.

but if we did all come from two people, wouldn't the codes change eventually after so many reproductions? So it IS POSSIBLE.



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No, there would be all retards within a few generations. Did you ever see People Under The Stairs?

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dude, cousins can have normal babies. second and third cousins are practically unrelated.

although the retard theory DOES explain some people i know



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and no i never saw it. i thought it was a scary movie? i don't watch scary movies.


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dude, cousins can have normal babies. second and third cousins are practically unrelated.

although the retard theory DOES explain some people i know


Think about it: two people have let's say ten kids. Who are those ten kids gonna hump but each other? Right there, faulty genetic code. Then they have kids. The kids have the cousins or aunts and uncles. More faulty code. Eventually: retards.

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Royal families did it for years. i mean, it's been done before.


ANYWAY, who knows. Like i said, i think there may have been more people living. and as for the different races, i dunno, maybe that's a clear indication that there WERE other people.



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Yeah, it's not like white people pop about a Chinese baby from time to time. Unless the woman is a cheating tramp.

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I don't know why I voted for "Noah collected 2 of each of the millions of species of animals and shoved them on an arc"

I believe he collected as many as he could and maybe got all of them in his area. He couldn't have got every single one on Earth though


Kosher animals, clean animals, he collected seven of each. The non clean animals, were two by two.



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