Has anyone ever seen this processed, barbecue sauced slathered nightmare of consumption?
Behold exhibit A:
Yes, that is bone shaped meat! There are no bones, obviously, so to make this alleged food they put the processed pork-like flavored meat in little McRib vats that are shaped to look like that. Absolutely nasty.
I worked at a McDonalds when I was in high school, briefly, and after closing I took some extra food home. Somehow a McRib found its way into the bag. No way I was eating it. So I put it on the floor for my dog to eat. He wouldn't eat it. My dog sniffed it and gave me a look like I just slapped his face. Then he went around the corner and licked his ass to get the McRib smell off of his nose.
I've eaten some wicked crap in my day but how someone actually pays money for this abomination then purposely and willfully puts it in their mouth and lets it slide down there throat has to be mentally deranged.
I bet if you had one of those trays they use to shape the McRibs in the McDonalds factory and took a dump into it after eating a few of them you could just slide it in the oven and have a brand new McRib.
Of course when getting the McRib meal you can get some french fries and that diet coke for the health nut in you.
I'm telling my mom. She likes the McRib. You're in trouble.
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"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
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I've never actually tried it. We're not huge on McD's anymore since we lived across the street from it when I was little and we went there ALL THE F'N TIME! Why was mcd's a huge part of my generation's childhood? WHY DANGIT! And what ever happened to GOOD happy meal toys?...... but i digress.....
if i want some ribs, i'll go to Tony Romas. McRibs ain't got NUTTIN' on baby back ribs.
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
Even Chilis Ribs are McNasty. I'm all Tony Romas or bust.
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
godawful. And they keep bringing it back too. Why???
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
Remember that simpsons episode where homer joins that group that follows their burger all over the place? everytime they bring the mcrib back it reminds me of that episode.
maybe i should try this MCRIB...
"I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love." - Carrie Bradshaw
"The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort" - Paulo Coehlo
Live your life like it's your last day on earth
Life is not how many breaths you take, but how many moments take your breath away.
see, that's what I thought of when I was standing in McDonalds a year or two ago. I thought of that episode and thought "hmm maybe this thing is good"
I was terribly, terribly mistaken.
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
Man... I think that I need to get my crippled ass to Tony Romas, now. It's been years... but, I'm in need of their ribs!!!!
I like the McRib, and have since I was a kid!
"Years ago, you served my family the greatest ribs on the planet. But, somewhere along the way, we were lost by the thought of having our food served faster, and cheaper. Now, I am lost. Help me, Tony Romas... you're my only hope!"
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12-05-2006 05:33 PM
"Years ago, you served my family the greatest ribs on the planet. But, somewhere along the way, we were lost by the thought of having our food served faster, and cheaper. Now, I am lost. Help me, Tony Romas... you're my only hope!"
