lickety_split
Lickety
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Registered: Sep 2004
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Location: Canada
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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new
bride, Virginia. Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey .
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride
down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She
broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip.
Everyting wasa Okey Dokey till we getta hungry and open upa
da luncha basket.
The conductore come a by, waga his finger at us anda
say, 'no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat
a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No
drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to
lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and
say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' We go to a
smokina car and I smoke my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda
go to bed. We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore,
he walka through da hall shouting at da top of his a voice, "Nofolka Virginia!, Nofolka Virginia"
Nexta time, I'ma gonna take a da bus..."
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11-17-2006 11:39 PM
