This is the official INreview Star Wars Club, due to turn into the Whidden Extravaganza thread within a few hours.
Everybody's given a rank, alias, and a character. Your character is what best illustrates you; though no matter what character you suggest to me, chances are I'll give you something different and much more humorous. But mine will be totally kick-ass.
That's right, call me Obi Wan.
Within the Matr... uh, Star Wars club we're gonna have some fun, playing games and talking junk about Padme's boobs and the way C3P0 walks and stuff... and anyone who isn't having fun will have their planet vapourized by the Death Star's big-mean-planet-exploding-ray. So watch out, suckahs!
Padme is too young for me... but, she did have a nice rack! Definitely talk worthy.
Go ahead, and give me my alias, Obi Wan. Though, think long, and hard, before doing so. I'm a Star Wars fan from the get-go. That's right... from the days of, A New Hope. Back in the days of Dark Helmet combing the planet for the droids.
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
I'm down. But Padme did not have a rack. She's smokin' hot, but rackless. Let's not kid ourselves. Leia wasn't even racky but those things were tossed around in her white moomoo.
I thought she was fine, till episode 3, when she cried about DEMOCRACY, and then starting griping whining and moaning at Attikin, I was like, Lay off *****!
She was aight in Cold Mountain. But she whined and cried in that one a lot too. She needs to crank down on the water works, try to see the brighter side of life.
So her man took out some younglings, and betrayed the Jedi. So what? Deal with it. You knew he liked to massacre villages when you married him. You thought you could change him.
Damn, I believe that Heck's character has been picked for him. Good old Goldenrod... C3P0. See what happens when you don't pay attention?
I'm thinking that I'm Mara Jade Skywalker. I was Palpatine's right hand... kicking ass across the galaxy, left and right. Luke showed me the light, and now, I'm a force to be reckoned with!
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
Okay, okay... don't get your panties in a twist. Damn, don't you know anything about the continuing story after The Return of the Jedi?
Mara Jade Skywalker is a character from the expanded Star Wars Universe. Put simply, this means that she was not in the movies, but has appeared in the comics and novels that "expand" on the stories. Mara was first introduced to us by Timothy Zahn (one of the greatest SW writers, in my humble opinion). She was discovered to be an apprentice of Emperor Palpatine, one of his "Hands" - loyal followers who would do anything he requested, including assassination, theft and torture. Mara Jade had one additional ability that made her more special than the other hands. She is force sensitive and could hear the Emperor's requests from a distance. When the Emperor was destroyed by Darth Vader, Mara Jade felt that her life was over, until she remembered his last command to her. She was to kill Luke Skywalker. For years, Mara made this her primary goal in life and eventually came face to face with him. However, as unlikely as it may sound, instead of killing him, she eventually fell in love with him. Mara turned her back on the Empire and became a Jedi Master. She and Luke married and they now have a baby son named Ben.
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
Yes, they were great books... and I still have 'em in my collection. I actually have two of the three, from his Heir to the Empire trilogy, signed by him.
So, I'm Mara Jade Skywalker... and don't try to Jar Jar Binks my ass, or we will have a serious problem. Capiche?
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
10-23-2006 04:28 AM
Definitely talk worthy. 
