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Bogus Lyrics. Songs that aint quite right. post #1  quote:



Here's to you Mr. Gaboman , by Simon and Garfunkle and Whizzle


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God bless you, please Mr. Gaboman.
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Post around the threads until you feel at home.

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God bless you, please, Mr. Gaboman.
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Re: Bogus Lyrics. Songs that aint quite right. post #2  quote:

I'm too lazy to come up with any new material

Taiwan Beer, by David Bowie and Gaboman

I could escape this feeling with my Taiwan Beer
I feel a wreck without my little Taiwan Beer
I hear it's top hissing, loud as thunder
Saw the throth flowing

I'm a mess without my little Taiwan Beer
Wake up mornings, where's my little Taiwan Beer?
I hear it's top hissing, loud as thunder
Saw the throth flowing down

I feel a-tipsy like I'm William Seabrook
When I drink my Taiwan Beer
I could pretend that nothing really meant too much
When I drink my Taiwan Beer

I stumble into town just like a Southern Baptist Preacher
Visions of pink elephants in my head
Blood-shotedness
It's in the whites of my eyes

My little Taiwan Beer
Kids, you shouldn't mess with beer
It'll ruin everything you are
It'll give you over-confidence
It'll give you eyes of red
It'll give you idea you could rule the world

And when I get excited
My little Taiwan Beer says
TSSSS... Oh Whidden, just you drink me down
She says tsss-ts-tsssss




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Re: Re: Bogus Lyrics. Songs that aint quite right. post #3  quote:

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gaboman said this in post #2 :

My little Taiwan Beer says
TSSSS... Oh Whidden, just you drink me down
She says tsss-ts-tsssss

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AWESOME! I think I will go drink some beer!



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post #4  quote:

Not sure what my beer's doin' talking to you


Two timing hussey



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post #5  quote:

I just did a quick one called "Change My Tire" by the Doors, but I was utterly disappointed with the outcome. So it's gone, lost forever, nobody's ever ever ever gonna see it. Ever.


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post #6  quote:

Posting in a years old thread by Bruce Springstein and Whizzle

Dekka posting in a years old thread
He took a warning point, went to his head
He wound up like a dog that's been beat too much
'Til half the thread was just covering up


Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
(I'm not even sure what a Lounge Lizard is even Dammit.)

Dekka got in a little hometown jam
And so they put a hard taco in his hands
Told him to put lettuce and crap
and some funky meat that looks like sap
on top of that Hard Baked Shell

Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
(I'm not even sure what a Lounge Lizard is even my man.)

Come back home to the Taco Bell
Cooking man says "Son, I sorry but your tennis shoes smell."
He went down to see the Soft Taco man
He said "Son don't you understand?
Customers want a clean smellin Man!"

Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
Posting in Lounge Lizards!
(I'm not even sure what a Lounge Lizard is even fer shizzle.)


He had a buddy in the Gold Members Lounge
Fighting off the Mod's so strong
They're still there, he's all gone.......


Dekka had a pic in the thread on Gays
There was a picture of him in some hay
with a dude from Hudson Bay
where the thread went I can not say.

Down in the shadow of the forum crew
Out in Heck's thread of Drunken Brew
Dekka's 3 years down the road
Nowhere to run, ain't got nowhere to go

He is a long gone Daddy in InReview.
Posting **** at Inreview.
Dekka's a cool rocking Daddy in InReview



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post #7  quote:

quote:
gaboman said this in post #5 :
I just did a quick one called "Change My Tire" by the Doors, but I was utterly disappointed with the outcome. So it's gone, lost forever, nobody's ever ever ever gonna see it. Ever.


P.M. it to my Bro, I love the Doors.



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Against the Salt by Phil Collins and Fushizzle

How can we just let you salt your beer
and let your ruin the good taste?
when it is such a strange thing to do
oh ooo ooo ooo
your the only one who likes his beer with salt


CHORUS
so take the salt away now
cause it's ruining the taste
and theres nothing left there to remind you
that it was good in the first place
so take the salt away now
so you wont hallucinate
cause those flowers are not from the tower
its the salt that triped your brain

So try a fancy microbrew
or even a bud lite
Enjoy the taste, the smell, the buzz
and save your salt for slugs
your the only one who like to drink with salt

CHORUS.....


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Hard Being the Momay by THe Boss and Fushizzle

Work hard with the kids around
doing odd jobs is makin me frown
end up like a mom that been up to long
have to tell my man to make that coffee strong

cause it's
hard being the mommay
yes it is
hard being the mommay
hard being the mommay

Had to take some time away from Inreview
even though I miss most of the forum crew
my peeps Kris, Grant Dave and that old Heck
with all that I do I need a bigger check

Hard being the mommay
yes it is
hard being the mommay
hard being the mommay
hard being the mommay

More jobs to do with the PTA
they need it done, so I say "what the hey"
I couldnt say no and let them down
but I need to drink or take a valium

soccer mom, fusing glass and work
all the stuff is driving me bezerk
needs some fun and I needs some laughs
but all I get is some kids with gas

CHORUS AND FADE


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These are great. Then again, so are the ones on myspace. I love 'em.
Though, I'm still waiting for a song all about me.



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Oh I'm working on one. It has to be perfect for my sis.

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Oh no...


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post #13  quote:

The Prison Song

don't drop the soap (yeah, yeah, yeah)
keep it on a rope (yeah, yeah, yeah)



for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
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It has a good beat, and it speaks words of wisdom.


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I wonder if Dekka knows this from, ummmmmmm, personal experience?


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