Yeah, I was stoked. I couldn't have wanted that to go better. Lame ass Allison is outtro, King Kaysar is HoH and two more weenie will be on the block.
I want the Sixers to dominate too. I think winning HoH is a double-edged sword. Now the fact they're a huge threat is totally out in the open, not just a whisper. They need to start recruiting more people or else they'll get tanked.
It so seemed like the house was going to be divided, then it was 8-2. Kind of underwhelming.
What's funny is, Danielle came up with the idea, Allison ran with it and opened her big ol' funky trap and deep sixed herself. How she made it to the final two before is beyond me.
I can see Kaysar putting up Dr. Will and some low key person. But does he want to do that so soon?
Ideally? Boogar and Jace. I think Jace is more of a threat than Dr. Will.
Realistically, that can't happen. The house would bury the Sixers. I think Boogar and that stoner broad or the brunette no one talks to would be viable.
After a week of hard lobbying, deal-making and pleading, Alison ends up on the losing ticket and Danielle finds herself staying in the BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS house. In a difficult Q&A-style HoH Competition, Kaysar answers the tough questions correctly and emerges victorious, becoming the second Head of Household on BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS.
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
With the PoV left unused by Janelle, Alison and Danielle remain on the block and get to work rustling up votes from amongst the strays and dominating personalities of the BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS house. Alison works her HouseGuests, admitting, “I am the most vengeful person in this house. If I escape getting evicted, I come back tenfold.”
Meanwhile, Danielle hits up George with a promise of sanctuary from nomination, and then presents Janelle with a promise to not come after the Season Six Alliance. Jase spends some quality time with Dr. Will and Mike in the backyard discussing the merits of evicting Danielle over Alison. Mike seems to be more excited about the potential catfight between Janelle and Alison should Danielle be evicted and Alison seek vengeance. “That’s a big part of our motivation to keep Ali,” he insists.
Jase finds Alison in the house to let her know she has support. Working off this knowledge, a renewed Alison approaches James with the big question. When James asks her what votes she has, she reveals her backers, then names her future targets: the Season Six people, his alliance. “She’s not as bright as I thought she was,” James confides later. “I need to make for damn sure that she goes home this week.”
In a slip-up that blows his cover, James approaches Mike with reasons to evict Alison. “The more that ‘S-6’ push to keep Danielle, the more skeptical I am,” Mike responds. Ever on the lookout for intrigue and deception, Alison spots James’ move and tries to overhear their conversation, but to no avail.
WEEP NOT, FAIR LADY
Danielle, feeling put upon because she has been given “a bad rap” because of her behavior on Season Three, confesses her angst to Nakomis in search of a sympathy vote before shedding real tears for America in the Diary Room. Pretty-babies Janelle, Marcellas and Erika discuss voting out Alison. Marcellas admits he will have trouble voting out Alison rather than his mortal enemy, Danielle. “How do you choose between gonorrhea or the clap?” he asks. “What do you do?”
NEW AND IMPROVED JASE
Known for, among other things, his notorious “shomance” with Holly in BIG BROTHER 5, Jase feels he is now a more “refined player” with a healthier and hopefully winning outlook on BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS. Knowing he can win when he needs to and coast when he has to, Jase plans to let the “big personalities” implode on each other while he sits back and watches. From his former BIG BROTHER experience, Jase is ready to play a smarter game, “laying low and working things behind the scenes.” However, Jase is playing a dangerous game, making promises to each different alliance in the ALL-STARS house. With the undaunted confidence that only Jase could pull off, he yells, “I’m riding this house like a mechanical bull!”
ALL ABOUT ALISON
We get the skinny on Alison from her ex- and current boyfriends. Justin, her BIG BROTHER 4 paramour, believes she “is an All-Star in every sense of the word.” Although he admits she exploited almost all of the guys, Justin also believes she played the game almost flawlessly. Alison’s current squeeze believes Alison got a bad reputation from her previous BIG BROTHER season. “If you know Alison,” he smiles, “you know that’s not the person she is.” Apparently, Alison has come to certain agreements with her current beau about what she will and will not do to win this summer. Jason believes his girl has changed immensely since season four, going so far as to say if she “plays without compromising her morals and her integrity, she’ll do very well.” However, Alison admits, “I told myself I wasn’t going to be sneaky this year,” laughing nefariously as she realizes the success, or lack thereof, in her short-lived attempt.
Will wants to keep Alison around because “blonde girls hate blonde girls,” and he wants Alison to go after Janelle. Howie wants to keep Alison around initially because she looks great in a bikini, but his rational choice is to give her the boot.
FINAL WORDS
As the HouseGuests convene with Julie Chen for the Eviction Ceremony, Danielle and Alison get a chance to have one final say. It’s a love fest: both are honored to be amongst the All-Stars, and Ali is flattered to be sitting next to Danielle, who also made it to the Final Two in her previous season. With that, Julie Chen opens the vote envelope. By a vote of 8-2, Alison is the first All-Star evicted from the BIG BROTHER HOUSE. Alison’s goodbye hugs are short, sweet and cordial.
Alison walks out the front door of the ALL-STARS house and sits down with Julie Chen for her post-eviction interview. When Julie asks, “Are you your own worst enemy?” Ali replies with a tinge of regret that she’s lost that evil touch that stood her in such good stead on BB4. She attributes her sea change to being in love with the right man. When given a last chance to say something about Janelle, Alison takes the high road, replying that Janelle really isn’t that bad.
Next, Ali watches the goodbye videos from her former housemates. The farewell message is sweet from James, who admits Alison is one of the fiercest, most insane competitors he’s ever seen. Nakomis is a bit blunter, saying Alison opened her mouth too soon in the season, but Danielle’s farewell message is as sweet as we can expect from her fellow nominee: “An eye, for an eye, Ali-bear.” The biggest surprise is Erika, who cries because she expected to feel vengeful satisfaction in seeing Ali go, but that satisfaction isn’t there.
KNOW THINE ENEMY!
In another sneaky twist, the HoH Competition, called “Alison Rules,” requires knowledge of the newly evicted Alison. The contest has a question-and-answer format, and the HouseGuests have to guess how Alison answered a series of questions. The last HouseGuest standing is the new HoH. The contest quickly comes down to Nakomis vs. Kaysar. In the final moments, the eventual winner emerges: it is Kaysar.
New HoH Kaysar holds the power to set new rules in the BIG BROTHER: ALL-STAR house. Who will be nominated next for the eviction block? Watch the exciting next episode of BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS, as the game gets serious and the body count grows. Stay tuned for BIG BROTHER: ALL-STARS, Sunday, July 15, at 8pm ET/PT, only on CBS.
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
07-14-2006 04:03 AM
