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From a wish to a nightmare... post #1  quote:



Okay, so this cheesy idea works as follows:

A person wishes for something, like they could go to Disneyland.

The next poster grants the wish, then adds a jerky twist like there is an earthquake that swallows Disneyland while you're there.

Or someone wishes for a new big screen TV, the next poster grants the wish but says you can only watch ballet.

Get it? I anticipate three responses, but who cares.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

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You get your monkey, but it turns out to be an evil sockmonkey who steals your money and runs off with your beer.


I wish I had some chocolate.
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You get a big piece of the best chocolate ever, but your taste buds now register chocolate as pickled pigs feet.

I wish I had season tickets to the Rams.

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You get your season tickets to the Rams, but you have horrible seats and a couple that argue non-stop sitting next to you all season.


I wish I had a kitten.
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post #5  quote:

Okay, but the kitten has lice.

I wish I had a keg of beer.

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You get that keg of beer, but discover that Whidden got to it first with the salt and went too heavy with it.
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post #7  quote:

That's cold.

What's your next wish, Mizz Fucilly.

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I wish I had $30,000 to pay off my student loans.


Please pardon my pseudo-intellectuaphilisophicalismysiticality.
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Granted, in Disney Dollars.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich


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You get your chicken sandwich, but when you take the last bite you find a yucky bandaid in it.


I wish I was skinny again.
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Your wish is granted but you only get to be skinny for 48 seconds on the first full moon of the next month with the letter x in it.

I wish I had a record deal


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I wish I could fly


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You can fly, but you are given ugly wings and you tire easily.


I wish I was rich.
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post #14  quote:

You are rich but you immediately have an overwhelming feeling of selfless charity and give every last cent you have to me...

I wish my throat would stop hurting...


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post #15  quote:

(yeah right Beffers)...

Fine, you're throat stops hurting but you lose your voice just as your getting ready to debut your hit song and you never gain your voice again..

I wish I had a bottle of Jose Cuervo right now...


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