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"Honey, Do I Look Fat In This?"

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The answer is NO, fellows. NO!

Don't be going and making an issue out of something that is so simple.

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Making mooing sounds is also not advisable.

Comments on how you like big women are probably bad.

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and never delay the no it has to be a snap reaction.

Also the truth must be avoided for example if she asks " does this dress make me look fat" do not be honest by saying " no it's the ice cream and chips that make you look fat". yep the truth hurts I was truthful and I got hurt.

like gaboman said ALWAYS NO

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Always, always, always. No matter what. No pause, no looking her up and down. You have about two seconds to respond, train your ears to hear and react to the question. You always have to be on high alert for the question. It's a sweet yet firm 'no'.

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03-16-2006 04:15 PM

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The answer then changes to "yes" when they ask "really?"

"Of course" would also suffice.

03-17-2006 02:44 AM

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Oh it's ON! Don't make me and all the girls start a "Honey, does size REALLY matter" thread

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