Currently ruled by an empress. Fuscia Ferncliff took command of the club and rules with an iron fist.
To join this club, you must:
1. Like at least one of the Matrix Trilogy movies.
2. Be able to explain at least one sentence of the Architect's speech.
3. Be able to spell Architect without using the spell check. Or spell Archie.
Thats it. All are welcome. Even weirdo Matrix within a Matrix members, and those who think Cypher was a former "ONE".
MEMBER LIST
1. Whidden , most identifiable with the Architect, mostly because he is old and fat, and few understand his posts. Founder of the Matrix Club, general troublemaker at Inreview.
2. Gaboman , most identifiable with the guy that got his phone stolen, then was morphed into Agent Smith. Member of the Matrix Club, some say he lives in Thailand, not Taiwan. Either way, his DVD copy of the Matrix would not work in our DVD players cause of that regional code crappola.
3. Heck!, most identifiable with Dijor's White Rabbit tattoo. BELOVED WAR GENERAL of the Matrix Club, founder of the most successful thread in the Matrix forum to date, named "just got back, what did you think?" That thread went to 760 posts and 18920 page views on that single thread.
4. Sierradaddy, most identifiable with Morpheus, member of the Matrix Club, one of the first Mods to patrol the Matrix forum with Larke 2000 and Sayzak, back in the early days. In the time before the elements cooled in the Big Bang, and our universe was formed from a compact hydrogen soup of quarks and photons.
No wait, it was just a few years ago or so, May/June of 2003, so, just never mind that Big Bang stuff.
5. Dekka00 , most identifiable with the dude who brought the package with the phone in it to Neo. Member of the Matrix Club, One of the first Matrix forum members to bypass the language filter, a Matrix within a Matrix debunker, and good at it too, though most of the posts were drunken rants and/or reefer induced bablings. His Matrix street cred is SOLID.
6. nikiTa , most identifiable with TRINITY. Member of the Matrix Club. Knows that the Merovingian was an Illuminati, with the committee of 300, and that his goals were to create a one World Government with one monetary system, destroying national identity and pride, to bring about the destruction of religion, bringing in a post-industrial zero-growth society, to encourage the use of drugs, luciferian orgies, depopulation of huge cities, suppression of scientific development, to cause wars, starvation, disease, the use of orgasmic cake, the creation of crisis to blind people to the true nature of the beast, introduction of new cults, to engender total political chaos, to give the fullest support to supranational institutions such as the United Nations, the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Bank of International Settlements, the World Court and, as far as possible, make local institutions less effective, by gradually phasing them out or bringing them under the mantle of the UN, to penetrate and subvert all governments, and work from within them to destroy the sovereign integrity of the nations represented by them, and to get the dirty on with Persephone.
Needless to say, she dont' like the Merovingian.
Like's M1, but thinks Reloaded and Revolutions were turds.
7. Chodder , most identifiable with the Martrix character NIEL. (torch the sauce he did) Member of the Matrix Club. Started the now famous Matrix thread, what happens if you take the red and blue pill at the same time? One of the earliest members of the Matrix Forum, his Matrix street cred is very Solid.
8. The REBEL , most identifiable with AGENT SMITH, The Rebel is perhaps the coolest fellow to ever frequent the Matrix forum. A doctor in real life, way smarter than any of us mere mortals, The Rebel hails from England and has a command of the English Langauge that many of us would die for. I think the man could say something really stupid, like that radiation is good for you, and say it in such a way, in that English prose, that we all would jump into a pit of radiactive goo, and think it would cure our various ills.
9. FlyingPanda, most indentifiable with Link. Is apparently not a flying panda in real life (which I like to point out at any opportunity possible). He has only recently started getting into the Matrix and has his own essay to do regarding it (and other sci fi shizzle). No doubt, like the rest of us, he'll hate the thing he's writing the essay on by the time he's done.
10. Sayzak member of the Matrix Club, a powerful mod since the early days of the forum, if he was in the Matrix for real, he would be more powerful than The Architect, or the Oracle. He would be more powerful than the Dues Ex Machina. He would have more power in his pinky toe, than all of B166er's brethren put together. Plus we think he might have gotten "lucky" with Persephone.
11. Fuscia , most identifiable with the Oracle, cause she is the most powerful one among us, not because she is the oldest of us. Member of the Matrix Club. She bakes her cookies with LOVE, and can tell the future. The cookies are INreview tracking code, and the future is pink status for Sordidmesh, but still, we fear her.
Fuscia tolerates the Matrix Trilogy, has seen it once, considers it the cheesiest fantasy story to date. She is the surpreme heckler of the Matrix.
She predicts that Whizzle has a major butt kicking coming his way.
12. Sandy June , most identifiable with Persephone, member of the Matrix Club. Sandy June is the wife of Whidden, and has heard the "I can taste your stink" speech from Agent Smith coming from the computer room countless times, cause Whidden was watching that part over and over, through the months and years. Sandy giggles over the Agent Smith lines, especially in Matrix Reloaded when Smith says, "Me Me Me, Me too." Also, in Revolutions, when Smith is taunting the Oracle in her kitchen. Sandy June is a solid Matrix fanatic, though sometimes she has problems with the plot and has to ask her husband what the deal is.
13. Mr. F. , most identifiable with Seraph, member of the Matrix Club.
14. Inner City Blues , most identifiable with the Matrix character Ballard, member of the Matrix Club.
15. Spaliznad, most indentifiable with the Dues Ex Mahina from The Matrix Revolutions. And not because he has creepy pylons/spikes protruding from his head. No, because he is an Inreview power player, and is the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. Which he commands with his gnarled staff.
DAMMIT. That was for the Lord of the Rings club. O.K. Whizzle, focus. Aight.
No, because he is an Inreview Power Poster, and a God lowered by stage machinery to resolve a complicated or twisted plot.
16. Lawless, most identifiable with AGENT SMITH. The most ruthless agent to ever walk the Matrix, she is more than just a sentient program, but is also the reverse image of THE ONE, as she refused to delete herself when the order came down.
NON MEMBERS WHO HAVE NOT JOINED:
1. Mahesh. Most identifiable with the Matrix character "MOUSE". His Matrix credentials are suspect. He was a matrix within a matrix supporter, and he thought Neo stopped the sentinels with some kind of phase plasma rifle. A lot of his posts didn't add up to anything worth reading, just a lot of drama and weirdo theorys, like that the black cat rebooted the Matrix. Stuff like that.
Member of the Matrix Club. She bakes her cookies with LOVE, and can tell the future. The cookies are INreview tracking code, and the future is pink status for Sordidmesh, but still, we fear her. 
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