Rap icon-turned-reality TV star FLAVOR FLAV has a new leading lady - PARIS HILTON.
The colourful PUBLIC ENEMY star, who dated Danish actress/model BRIGITTE NIELSEN on VH1 reality TV shows SURREAL LIFE and STRANGE LOVE, now has another blonde in his sights.
And he has the perfect date planned for socialite Hilton: "I'd take her on a cruise ship with a nice jacuzzi. There would be champagne, rose petals, strawberries, whip cream and all of that."
Paris Hilton looks like a porcelain skank with a mild case of down syndrome. I think her and Flav are a match made in the cracked leather backseat of a '81 Coupe de Ville that wreaks of Old Spice and Chihuahua ass.
HECK said this in post #6 : Paris Hilton looks like a porcelain skank with a mild case of down syndrome. I think her and Flav are a match made in the cracked leather backseat of a '81 Coupe de Ville that wreaks of Old Spice and Chihuahua ass.
-HECK!
Listen up chump. Paris Hilton is way too much woman for Flava. This the most mismatched couple since Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.
However, even after looking at Lovetts pic, I must say, he is way cooler than Flava Flav.
Just looking at Paris Hilton makes me want to put condoms on my eyes. She's popular like an okie carnival geek with half the talent. If the aliens come down while her True E! Hollywood Story is on TV they'll surely turn our planet into pop rocks, and rightfully so. With every jerk word that comes out of her jerk face the world is just that more dumb because of it. Flav is her perfect match for her. His outside matches her inside.
Compared to Flavor Flav, Paris Hilton is a goddess. A being of Industrial Light and Magic, just like in a George Lucas movie. Her wit and charm are well beyond the base urges of a washed up rapper like Flavor Flav.
I see her as a better match with a Peirce Brosnan, or a Laurence Fishbourne.
If Paris gets anywhere near him, it is only for publicity. She is a total publicity ho, and I seriously doubt some washed up, butt ugly grammatically challenged old dude would do it for her.
Whidden said this in post #10 : Listen here Mugabe,
Compared to Flavor Flav, Paris Hilton is a goddess. A being of Industrial Light and Magic, much like a George Lucas movie. Her wit and charm are well beyond the base urges of a washed up rapper like Flavor Flav.
I see her as a better match with a Peirce Brosnan, or a Laurence Fishbourne.
Alright there Chapstick, that just tears it. Compared to Flavor Flav, Paris Hilton is a grassy dog turd. She's like a Roger Corman special effect with stop motion skankness. Her with and charm start and end with "that's hot". Unfortunately, she's referring to her VD.
I see her as a better match with a stripper poll, dark alley or passed out in a puddle of vodka and schnapps flavored vomit.
Lawless said this in post #14 : Paris Hilton is NOT America's Sweetheart, Dave...
She might be famous... but, she's not some sweet angel. She's a skank ho
Here's the deal Butterbean,
it's common knowledge that Paris is a hard worker, and has a can do attitude, getting the job done, when things are tough.
She's a team player. I saw this myself, when she got that job at Sonic with Nichole Richie. Richie was throwing junk in the onion ring maker, while Paris was busting her *** to make some coin.
I can't for the life of me believe that that sweet honest hard working Paris Hilton is hanging with that low life thug Flava Flav. Just blows my mind.
02-10-2006 02:22 AM
