Dark at 5? wtf is that about? I usually wake up around noon, and there's no light in my room (long story). This gives me about 4 and a half hours of decent light.
Seriously, wtf yo?
So what if this has been happening for a while? I'm slow... : /
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
The other day I woke up with a headache at noon. Took a nap at 1. Woke up at 4.
I saw daylight for about an hour and a half.
Ridiculous.
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
And yeah, some left wing liberal whacko, all full of "scientific facts", will come in here and say, "what about photosynthesis Whidden?"
I say, you know what you can do with your photosynthesis.
You know what the biggest contributor to global warming is?
It's not volcano's, it's not cars and suvs, it not greenhouse gases.
It's the Sun.
Thats right, if not for the sun heating the earth up everyday, like it does, them polar ice caps would reach down to the equator. I think that all scientists would agree that without a sun, the global warming problem would be solved.
Even crazy whacked out ones like the kind that Hillary Clinton listen too.
Al Gore would relax. Liberals would be happy. The earth would be a frozen ice cube.
And I'm all for it.
that way, I could drive my SUV in peace, and not have to feel guilty about it. I might have to put some kind on spiked tire on it, so I could drive on the ice, but it would still be cool.
And you might ask, well Whidden, without the sun, what would the earth orbit around?
I say, who needs to orbit around something. An orbit is overated.
Let us drift into space, orbitless.
Do you know the utter millions of dollars that Nasa spends on sending these overpriced cheese eater probes into space to look at stuff.
Those days would be over. The earth would explore the galaxy as it floated along the cosmos, like a big frozen death star.
I say, screw the sun. All it ever did was give us skin cancer and migraine headaches from too much light.
Starlight alone will be enough light for us. The moon will look cool all black and unlit.
I may not have read all that, but I must say, well put!
The sun, is a virus, a cancer of this solar system.
And we, we are the cure.
We must band together now, for this great cause. For if not now, when? We must stand on this day and say that we will stand this great darkness no more! This great darkness that starts in the sky and spreads to our inner souls. Nigh! We will stand this no longer! Gather, my brothers, and listen as I tell you that I demand light on this great day! Light for my reading, light for my folly of the outdoors, and most of all, light because there is no light source otherwise in my room and I cannot see a damn thing after 5 o'clock!
Stand tall my brothers!
Stand strong!
Stand for a brighter tomorrow!
Spaliznad & Whidden '08
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
I'd like some hot intern action too. Put that on our actionable item list.
Oh, and we're going to need a graphics department. That poster is horrendous.
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
I would very much like to call dekka secratary. =-o
As for the graphics, we could add Sayzak as some sort of outside consultant. In turn for being allowed to participate in such events with some of the coolest people ever, he will provide us with slick graphics that will get us all the interns we could ever hope for.
Oh, and I hate the sun and stuff.
I do, I really do.
But dammit if I don't like the interns more.
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
Sayzak has hereby been demoted to presidential vacuum operator.
Whidden is not only my running mate, but now head of Spiffy Graphics INC.
Kevin: Remember that one time when I ate those napkins?
Me: (laughing) Yeah.
Kevin: That was funny. Do you remember what made me do it?
Me: I'm pretty sure you just said, "Hey, watch me eat these napkins".
Kevin: (laughing) Yeah, that sounds about right.
11-22-2005 01:37 AM
