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Fuscilly
Fuscia is apparently
Another spelling for
fuchsia, the
Colour.
However, as we
Understand it
Not the natural
Color of your
Hair.
You did dye it
That way
Once,
According to
Legend, that
Is. We are
Yet to
See such an
Anomaly.
Wouldn't it
Be weird if
Someone was really
Born with fuchsia coloured
Hair? That
person would be
Quite unpopular,
Especially with the men
Since it is a purple colour
And purple
Is the colour
Of Sexual
Frustration.
Though according to
Another completely
Separate legend
Neither Fuscia or Mr Fuscia
Have that Problem.
Bully for them.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
Good old KJ.
Nobody remembers who
That is, of course
As you all know her
Now as Kris Rucker.
At least
I think that's
What her latest nick
Name is.
It was simply Kris, for
A while - Or some
Variation of her name -
But after a few months
She didn't like to be called
Simply Kris.
I think we may be
Espected to address
Her as
Miss or Ms.
Rucker,
I can understand the
Switch from KJ
Since they really
Weren't her
Initials. Or maybe
They are, but just
Not the complete set.
Perhaps we'll never
Know the truth.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
A lot of famous people
Have been dying
Lately. Dying is
Never a good thing,
Though sometimes
It is.
I just read
Gilligan died
Which is sad.
I guess he's stuck
On that big
Island in the sky now.
Let's pray the
Skipper isn't with
Him.
Also this
Year, we had
Arthur Miller die.
That was sad.
Though if you
Look at his
Life: money,
Cars,
Doing Marilyn;
He had it good.
There was also
The Riddler, Luther,
Miss Robinson, Scotty,
And Ray Charles.
Though Ray Charles died
Last year
It really doesn't matter
Because either
Way, like the
Rest of them,
He'll never come
Back no more
No more, no
More, no more.
He'll never come back
No more.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
I am thinking that Gaboman might end up edited into the obit list huh Kris. OR we add him to the list of people who drink and post. GRANT DON"T PICK ON YOUR SISTERS!
1. Plot revenge
2. Plot revenge against Grant
3. Think about Chris Noth
4. Cold Shower
5. Resume plotting
6. Laugh over plan with Kris
7. String Grant out waiting for the revenge to happen
8. get even
He voted for Bush
But I don't hold
It against
Him. Mainly because
That whole
Debacle does
Not affect
Me at all.
Except it does,
But I wont get
Into that.
The point is,
The man is funny.
Really really funny.
Bush, I mean,
Not Dave.
However if I had
A choice
I would have
a Beer
Or two
With Dave
Rather than the
"Honourable"
President Bush.
He is just that
Cool.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
Oh no... Dave got slammed in comparison to GW? NO WAY!!! That's just wrong!!!
Kris' to do list:
1. Make sure that everyone knows the 'story' about the name changes that I've gone through.
2. Plan Grants demise
3. Make sure that Dave knows that HE is our favorite brother
4. Have a talk with my Love
5. Write out plans for Grants demise
6. Talk to Sherry about these plans
7. Bring in our FAVORITE brother, Dave, to help with the plans
8. Enjoy it all... live, laugh, love!!!
:::>^..^<::: ~*~The Journey is more important than the end or the start~*~ :::>^..^<:::
Did you ever see
On Quantum Leap
They had an
Explanation
Of how Time
Travel is supposed
To work?
It made no sense.
You take a string
(The string is your
Lifetime, apparently),
Make it into
A loop
Then scrunch the loop
To make all the days
Of your
Life touch.
Then you can leap.
This makes absolutely
No sense,
Unless they had a
Two billion mile
Tall giant who
Could loop the
Universe and scrunch
It in his
Palm.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
There really
Aren't enough poems
About Pirates.
Sad really, when you
Consider that movies
About pirates
Are more popular
Than movies about
Flowers. And there
Are a lot more poems about
Flowers than there are
About Pirates.
Perhaps its the
Crooked, yellowing
Teeth that turns
A poet off
Writing about
Them. However,
They can't really talk.
I mean, look at Shake-
Speare. He was a pretty
Ugly fellow.
Though Shakespeare
Did use pirates
From time-to-
Time, as plot
Devices. So
He doesn't count,
Though he's still ugly.
Our story begins
On a boat,
Becauase that
is where Pirates
Tend to spend
Their time.
These pirates
Have the poor
Helpless Fuscia.
Fuscia is apparently
A wench, but I
always assumed wenches
Were long, metalic
And able to grip
Bolts, allowing
Them to be turned
Easier. I was wrong.
These are not ugly
Pirates, like described earlier,
They are ficticiously
Handsome pirates
That are pleasing
To Fuscia, because
She won't like me if
They're not pleasing pirates.
As pleasing as our
Pirates are, however,
You still wouldn't
Want to invite them
Over for Sunday dinner
As their table manners
Are attrocious. But
Fuscia likes that
Kind of thing.
In the captains quarters
Of this Pirate Ship
(Though I didn't
Say anything
About it being
A Pirate Ship, I
Automatically assumed
You must know this)
Fuscia is being
Seduced by the
Head-pirate, appropriately
Named Fabio.
Though Fabio looks the
Part, he unfortunately
Misunderstands the best
Way to win over
A woman and
Gets his band of pirates
- Named Kool and the
Gang, after the lead
Guitarist whose name
Is Kool Beard -
To play a romantic song,
Which, unfortunately
For Fabio, Turned
Out to be
The Muppet Theme.
As Fabio attempted his
Dance of Seduction, by
Flailing his arms
And legs around like
A madman,
Fuscia loses interest and
Falls asleep.
She wakes to
Find her hands
Tied behind
Her back and the
Plank underneath
Her foot. She wasn't
Entirely sure, but she
Guessed she may be
In a spot of trouble.
Thankfully for her,
Her strikingly handsome
Writer couldn't think
Of a creative ending
To his poem.
We can only
Assume she lived through
That ordeal.
-Gaboman 07/09/2005
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
09-07-2005 03:54 AM
OR we add him to the list of people who drink and post. 
LMAO!!!!!!!
That's just wrong!!!
