SO much for Paris Hilton's pledge to give up partying.
The hotel heiress looked a little tired during a glitzy bash at the Cannes Film Festival. Wearing a tacky cabaret-style gold dress, she stayed at the Pledge This film party for two minutes, before disappearing, only to return two hours later
We've got to give it up to Paris Hilton (she) knows how to work it! She looked absolutely radiant as she took her photo call for the paparazzi at the Carlton Pier in Cannes yesterday (Friday, May 13). She looked almost virginal...almost!
Paris was anything but virginal, though, the night before (Thursday, May 12th). At the film festival to promote "National Lampoon's Pledge This" and pimp herself out as a "serious actress," Hilton spent a debauched evening under the watchful eye of some of our favoritest gossip *****es around, the 3 AM Girls.
The sexy ladies report that Paris spent nine hours boozing it up on Thursday night and she "demanded that the Hotel Du Cap re-open the bar just for her and her entourage."
The girls also allege that Paris "was so trollied that at one point she stumbled into the gents' loos." Trollied up? ****ing brazilliant!
A source at the hotel tells the girls, "[Paris] and her pals started drinking on a yacht at 6pm. Then they moved on to a few other swish drinking holes By 2.30 AM they were still up for a party so they headed to the du Cap, where Hollywood stars such as Val Kilmer are staying."
The hotel's bar had close at 2 AM, so one of Hilton's friends was sent to coerce them to open while Paris went off to the bathroom. The girls claim, "Paris and her friends were in a state of undress in the bathroom when a male guest walked in." It seems that our pretend cousin had entered the wrong loo. Wonder where her head was at?
Paris scurried over to the ladies bathroom, and according to the 3AM chicas,"After sharing a cubicle with her pal she started wiping herself with paper towels, wailing, "Look! I've got vodka and tequila all over my dress and my skin!"
After her little pit stop in the bathroom, Paris headed to the hotel's bar, where she proceeded to get her Tara Reid on.
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God, we LOVE the Brits! And we beyond adore the 3 AM girls. No American publication would ever have the balls to print the above account. Ever!
Now, here is where our exclusive part comes in, a source close to the 3 AM Girls tells PerezHilton.com exclusively that when Paris was in the bathroom "sharing a cubicle with her pal" she was overheard taking some "Trim Spa". And, for obvious reasons, that did not make it into their write-up of the evening.
Also, why exactly was Paris naked in the bathroom? Our source tells us that Hilton had spilled tequila all over her dress and she just took it off in the bathroom and cleaned it there.
Well, I guess the partying days aren't over for Paris Hilton. The blond multi-hyphenate partied for nine hours in Cannes. That of course didn't deter her from making it to her photo shoot the next day. The girl will NEVER miss an opportunity for publicity.
A source at the hotel tells us: "She and her pals started drinking on a yacht at 6pm. Then they moved on to a few other swish drinking holes. "By 2.30am they were still up for a party so they headed to the du Cap, where Hollywood stars such as Val Kilmer are staying."
The bar had closed at 2am but that didn't deter Paris and her pals. Our spy says: "She looked a little tired and emotional and headed straight for the bar. She was politely told she was too late, but Paris doesn't take no for an answer."
A flunkey was soon dispatched to sweet-talk the bar staff, while Paris, who was looking unusually buxom, staggered into the gents. Our spy continues: "Paris and her friends were in a state of undress in the bathroom when a male guest walked in."
When she realised her mistake Paris shrieked: "But the sign doesn't look like a man!" then legged it to the ladies. After sharing a cubicle with her pal she started wiping herself with paper towels, wailing, "Look! I've got vodka and tequila all over my dress and my skin!"
Then we're told: "When she went back to the bar she had a £250 bottle of gin waiting, which her party wasted no time getting stuck into."
Paris Hilton charges a staggering £10000 for a 20 minute party appearance. She admitted: "If it's in Japan I get more."
The blonde star - dubbed the new Donald Trump - is also cashing in by launching her own perfume, make-up and men's cologne range and - according to experts - is trading on her name in every way possible.
Professor Robert Thompson, a popular culture expert at Syracuse University, said: "Paris is genuinely a big star.She has become this amazing American success story."
Meanwhile, Paris claims the secret to getting rich is going to parties.
The beautiful heiress says if you want to succeed you have to stay up until the early hours of the morning socialising with the rich and famous and then languish in bed for as long as possible.
She revealed: "Never ever wake up before 10; never go to bed before three. Normal hours are for normal people. You never want to be normal".
No matter if you love her or hate her, you have to admit, she owns self-marketing. She could start a course on it. Have you ever seen anyone so talentless go from a nobody to being everywhere in three years like Paris has? I can't think of anyone else.
She goes from fragrant to frazzled after boozy bender
THE whiff of scandal follows Paris Hilton to London, where she turned up at a bash to promote her new perfume looking fragrant - but wilted fast after a few too many sniff-ters.
The 24-year-old hotel heiress was a little the worse for wear after chucking back the booze all night.
This follows our report last weekend of her hard partying at the Cannes Film Festival.
This time, Paris didn't turn up at the launch for her self-titled scent at Il Bottaccio restaurant in the West End until 11pm. Her behaviour became increasingly bizarre until she left at midnight to go clubbing, and ended up dirty-dancing with model Sam Branson, son of Sir Richard.
Yet earlier she was gushing to 3am about her love for latest boyfriend, Greek billionaire Paris Latsis.
"I'm very loyal to my man," Paris told us. "I really missed Paris when I was in Cannes. I never even looked at any other men. We're not in any rush but we hope to start a family in two years. I wanted to bring my chihuahua Tinkerbell with me, but we're not allowed to bring dogs to London."
Straight after that odd comment, she did an impromptu dance on the stage to a Michael Jackson number, which involved flinging her arms around and rubbing her back against the wall. Next, she mimed to her own unreleased song called Screwed, but couldn't remember the words. Bless.
Paris then headed straight to the bar and ordered a Pink Paris cocktail - a tipple named in her honour made with vodka, grenadine, lime and lemonade. Our spy reveals, "She took one sip and spat it out in the barman's face. She said it was horrible and asked for vodka and Red Bull instead, leaving the poor guy dejected."
After an hour, and tired of being pestered for autographs, Paris left for Kabaret's Prophecy club. There she sat in a booth with 18-year-old Sam - who is set to inherit £1billion from his dad's Virgin empire - and it wasn't long before the pair were doing a raunchy dance routine.
We hear: "They were inseparable all night. Paris spent the evening grinding with Sam. They looked like they were really enjoying themselves. She knocked back Cristal champagne, tequila shots and more vodka. They were very touchy-feely with one another. Paris was dancing on her chair with him at one point. But she left the club at 4am with her pals."
Paris jetted home yesterday, but promised she'd be back in London next week for more clubbing.
It seems she has no intention of calling time on her party lifestyle just yet...