R&B crooner R Kelly comes out of the Closet on his new album, but it's not what you think.
The singer has been inspired by The Archers on his new CD and has written a five-part musical soap opera for TP3 Reloaded, out in July.
Trapped...In The Closet, the soap is rumoured to feature superstars from the rap and r&b world, including The Game, Elephant Man, Twista and Snoop Dogg - what would they say on the farm in Ambridge village...?
The first part of it is out already "Trapped In The Closet"
It's pretty intense, actually. Here are the lyrics:
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Seven o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don't belong to me
Then a voice yells "good morning darling" from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she ain't you
(Oooh) Now I've got this dumb look on my face (oooh) like "what have I done?"
(Oooh) How could I be so stupid (oooh) to be have laid here till the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time
Oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home
Didn't plan to stay there long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of it
Said "you can't go this way"
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said "woman move out my way"
(Oooh) I said "I got a wife at home"
(Oooh) She said "please don't go out there"
(Oooh) Lady I've got to get home
(Oooh) She said her husband is coming up the stairs
Shh, shh quiet, hurry up and get in the closet
She said "don't you make a sound or some **** is going down"
I said "why don't I just go out the window"
Yes except for one thing, we on the fifth floor
****, think, ****, think, quick put me in the closet
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm going to get my crazy ass up out this house
Then he walks in and yells "I'm home"
She says "honey I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying "honey I've been missing you"
She hops all over him and says "I've cooked and ran you bath water"
I'm telling you now this girls so good that she deserves an oscar
(Oooh) Throws her in the bed (oooh) and starts to snatching her clothes off
(Oooh) I'm in the closet like man (oooh) "what the **** is going on?"
You're not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
The next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
(Oooh) I tried my best to quickly put it on (oooh) vibrate
(Oooh) But from the way he act (oooh) I could tell it was too late
(Oooh) He hopped up and said "there's a mystery (oooh) going on and I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like (oooh) "God please don't let this man (oooh) open this closet"
(Oooh) He walks in the bathroom (oooh) and looks behind the door
(Oooh) She says "baby come back to bed" (oooh) He says "*****, say no more"
(Oooh) He pulls back the shower curtain (oooh) while she's biting her nails
(Oooh) Then he walks back to the room (oooh) right now I'm sweating like hell
(Oooh) Checks under the bed (oooh) then under the dresser
(Oooh) He looks at the closet (oooh) I pull out my beretta
(Oooh) He walks up to the closet (Oooh) He's close up to the closet
(Oooh) Now he's at the closet (Oooh) now he's opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
It's on the single "In The Kitchen / Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1 of 5)". Chapter 2 will be played on WGCI (Chicago radio station) tomorrow, and it apparently has the same music as Chapter 1.
I don't think it's particularly about rappers. It's more about guys and girls cheating, and it seems like R. Kelly's gonna shoot the fella or something.
There's also rumours of him doing a short-movie around the entire story, to be included along with his next album.
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
Well, now he's staring at me like
As if he was staring in a mirror
She yells "honey let me explain"
He says "you don't have to go no further
"I can clearly see what's going on
"Behind my back, in my bed, in my home"
Then I said "wait a minute, hold on"
I said "mister we can work this out"
She said "honey don't lose control"
I tried to get him to calm down
He said, "oh I should have known
"That you would go and do some bogus **** up in my house
"But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt"
I said "we need to resolve this"
And he stepped to me, I'm like "WOAH!
There's a reason I'm in this closet"
He says, "yeah, what are you talking, clothes?"
"I met this girl at the Parjey's club
And she told me she didn't have a man"
Then he said "please I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in your hand"
And then I said "but your chick chose me"
He said "don't give me that mack **** please"
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says "I'm not the one you after"
He says son, "I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
I said "good, that's better right?
Why can't we handle this Christian like?"
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started crying saying "baby I'm sorry"
Then he said "baby not as sorry as you're gonna be"
I started inching out
He says "no I want you to see this"
Said "I gotta get out this house"
He said "not til reveal my secret"
I'm like what the hell is going on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up instead
"Hello" (hello)
"Baby" (yeah)
"Turn the car around" (what is going on over there)
"Listen I just need for you to get right back here now"
Click
He looks at me and says "well, since we're all coming out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"
And she said "what do you mean?"
And he said "just wait and see"
I said "somebody better talk to me"
And then his phone rings
He picks up, and somebody says "sweetheart I'm downstairs"
And he's like, "I'll buzz you up, I'm on the fifth floor, hurry, take the stairs"
And I'm like "who is this mystery lady that you're talking to"
He says "in time you both will know the shocking truth
"Baby this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long long time"
Then I said "***** I'm gonna shoot you both if you don't say what's on your mind"
He said "wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs"
And I'm looking at the door
He says "I think you better sit down in the chair"
I says "I'm gonna count to four
"One!"
He says "mister wait"
"Two!"
She says "please don't shoot"
"Three!"
He says "don't shoot me"
"Four!"
She screams
Then a knock on the door
The guns in my hand
He opens the door
I'll be goddamned, it's a man
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
Well... here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I close my mouth and swallow spit
As I'm thinkin' to myself this is some deep ****
Then I says "so you're gonna tell me he's the one you've been talkin' to?"
He says "yes", I says "no", he says "yes", I says "no", he says "it's the truth"
I yell "all of your ass' is crazy, let me up out this door
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says "wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
And then I said "I'm late 'cause I ain't got a damn thing to do with this"
And then she says "but wouldn't you like to know just how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself and said "quick, you got three minutes"
And then it got real quiet, I said "somebody start talkin'"
Then she said "my God Rufus, I've got just one question;
How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt"
He looked at her and said "***** please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin', sayin' you were shoppin'
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong"
She said "okay, you busted me, and that much I agree
You've caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme"
He said "you are my wife, sleepin' behind my back
And now I come home you've got him in the closet, how extreme is that?"
She says "but she's a he" then he says "please, you can't judge me"
She says "Rufus this is crazy" then I says "stop arguing...
I did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out
so, get to the point, or I swear I'm out"
"Excuse me please but I think I can explain what's goin' on in here;
My name is Chuck and I've been knowin' Rufus 'bout a year
At late night creepin' around with him has been a living hell
Sneakin' in and out of hotels"
I said "brother, spare me the details"
Then Rufus said "Chuck please, don't say nothin' else"
Then she screams "Rufus you son of a *****"
And he says "Kathy go to hell"
I said "I thought you name was Mary, that's what you said at the party
Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody"
Then Rufus started yellin' and screamin' sayin' "Kathy this is all your fault"
She throws a pillow at him and says "you was creepin' too
The only difference is you didn't get caught"
Chuck scream out "we're in love!"
Kathy says "love my ass!"
Rufus said "we're gettin' married!"
Then I shoot one in the air
Then I say "not another one of you sons of *****es say a word
'Cause all this ******** I'm goin' through is unheard"
Grab my celluar, sayin' this is all wrong
Call up my home, and a man picks up the phone
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
WOOOOAH...I heard part one and 2 but part 3 just makes it all confusing...hmmmm....i wonder if this song means everybody cheats on each other...I have a feeling r.kelly's about to kill somebody before the song is over
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Now I'm dashing home, doing eight-five
Swerving lane to lane, with fire in my eyes
I've got a million thoughts going through my mind
I'm thinking about what I'm going to do and who I'm going to do it to
When I get home, how could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
Woo-woo-woo-woo
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me then flashed his lights
Then I pulled right over without thinking twice
He hops out the car and walks over to me
And says license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
"office is there something wrong"
He said, "no, except you were doing 85 in a 60 mile zone."
And then I said "officer, let me explain, please
"You see the truth of the matter is
"That I've got an emergency"
He said, "no excuses, and no exceptions"
I said "this is some ********"
As he gave me the ticket
He said "have a nice day" and walked away
I said "yeah right" and drove away
And then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pull up in the drive way
Hop out and slam the car door
Then go around the back
Bust up in the house
And she's screaming "what's all that for"
Then I'm like "woman, I called up this house
"And a man picked up my phone"
And she says "calm down
"Did you forget my brother Antoine came home?"
"Oh," and that's all that I could say is "oh"
What a stupid look on my face
Said "I forgot he came home today"
And she says "thats okay
"Cause honey I understand"
She says "you don't have to explain"
And then I took her by the hand
I kissed her then we went into the room
And then we turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and started getting it on
And she started biting her lips
Grabbing me and making noise
Now we're making love and she's in my ear
Whispering its all yours
I said "I love you"
And she said "I love you too"
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said "baby go deeper please"
And that's when I started going crazy
Like I was trying to give her a baby
The room feel like it's spinning
Cause we keep turning and turning
As if we were in a whirl-wind
The way our toes are curling
The next thing you know she started going real wild
And screaming my name
And then I said "baby we must slow down
"Before I bust a vessel in my brain"
She said "please no don't stop"
And I said "I caught a cramp"
And she said "please keep going"
I said my "leg is about to crack"
Then she cries out "oh my goodness
"I'm about to climax"
And I said "cool, climax
"Just let go of my leg"
She said "you're the perfect lover"
I said "I can't go no further"
Then I flipped back the cover
Oh my god a rubber
"I'm for it so we can put Nuclear power plants up there, and then beam the power back to earth on a laser beam." ~ Whidden
OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG!!! I think she cheatin on him wit her brother *thinks about that again *....na
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"...But you can't jump the track we're like cars on a cable, and life's like an hour glass glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button girl, so cradle your head in you hands..."
05-12-2005 08:29 AM
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