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Exclamation It All Comes Down To The Matrix post #1  quote:



Ever notice how you can always connect something to The Matrix? I think it would be hilarious to turn this into a game.

For Example:

Explain how Jack Daniels all comes down to The Matrix (**cough**HECK**cough**)

or...

Explain how the flamingo all comes down to The Matrix


Of course make it seem somewhat plausible and not just something you pulled out of your ass.


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Let me start first:

Ever see the movie Blade? Starring Wesley Snipes? That is a kick ass film. It is about two things: Vampires and crazy kungfoo action. Ok Ok I know what you’re all thinking… vampires are not real. Surely they exist and surely it all comes down to The Matrix and I will tell you why.

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There are programs running all over the place. The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible. You'd never even know they were here. But the other ones, well, we hear about them all the time.
Neo: I've never heard of them.
The Oracle: Of course you have. Every time you've heard someone say they saw a ghost, or an angel. Every story you've ever heard about vampires, werewolves, or aliens is the system assimilating some program that's doing something they're not supposed to be doing.


The vampires in Blade are programs doing things they aren’t supposed to be doing. Ever hear that if you are bitten by one you become one? Well, that’s a program hacking another program.

Damn I’m good



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You are good.

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Damn yo this died QUICK. Where the heck did everyone go.....


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I didn't know this was here... lemme have a crack at it... hold up.

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Inreview is the Matrix


Morpheus:

The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this Inreview message board.

You can see it out your window or on your television or when Larke2000 or Heck! makes a post.

You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes.

You feel it when Dekka posts about farting in the off topic thread, and you can taste it's stink.

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

What truth?

That you are a slave, Chodder, to Inreview.

Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch.

A prison for your mind designed by Marc Flemming and Sean Kelly, and a distant machine relative of Bi66er.



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Unfortunately no one can be... told what the Matrix is (unless MuffinMcFluffin tells you)... you have to see it for yourself.

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BUMP.


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okay. i'll tell you how whidden relates to the matrix.

1. his username - by it's very nature - tells us there is something more going on: whidden.

2. let's break down his title next. "kansas law dog"

2a. dog = God or perhaps God in the machine? deus ex machina?
2b. law = wal. perhaps wal-mart? if ever there was a business equivalent of the matrix then it's wal-mart. (nothing against wal-mart. i love new release dvd's for $15.)
2c. now here's the crux. kansas... kansas = saskan. now you're thinking "saskan" what the heck is that? exactly! that's what he want's you to think!

3. sasnak exhibit a: http://sasnak.nomadlife.org/ if you follow the links on the left side of the page then you'll find this: http://www.nomadlife.org/ with "modern slavery" headlined. and to quote morpheus "That you are a slave, Neo. That you, like everyone else, was born into bondage... ... kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind."

and that my friends is how whidden comes back to the matrix.

fin



bring in the logic probe!

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HAhahahahah OMG that was good


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your next chodder.

though not as intricate it's no less valid.

chodder comes from "choderboy" from the movie "orgazmo."

now in orgazmo, choderboy creates an orgazmirator-ray which can well, you do the math.

now the orgazmirator-ray clearly ties in with the lady in the merovingian's restaurant and her having an... um... well, you do the math.

so there. chodder also comes (ha ha) back to the matrix.



bring in the logic probe!

1100101101110011110000
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Haha you are good


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i'd offer you a cigarette but it's not very pc.

so here:



bring in the logic probe!

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bring in the logic probe!

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