right. so, my roommates were out, and this girl came over to my apartment.
we were uhhh... "doing our thing" in the living room. It started getting pretty wild. We were soaked in sweat, knocking over furniture. The downstairs neighbors probably hate me now. We were thumping around all over the place.
.........then one of my roommates came home unexpectedly....
....THEN HE JOINED IN
it was crazy yo.
the "thing" that I am talking about is playing hacky-sack.
get your heads out of the gutter you dirty dirty minded pervs
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
it's a small little bag that you kick around and try to keep in the air.
it is WAY more fun than sex. I don't know what gaboman is talking about.
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
Here is a real funny conversation (as much as I remember it).
A weekend ago we were celebrating two of my friends' birthdays together since they are on consecutive days. At about midnight another friend of ours received a phone call. It went something like this:
*Ring*
Adam: Hello?
Voice: Hi, is this Adam?
Adam: Yes.
Voice: Hi Adam, we are an adult shop based in Oklahoma and we are conducting a survey. Would you care to answer a few questions?
Adam: No problem.
Voice: Can you tell us your three strongest sexual fantasies?
Adam: Sure. Fire hydrants, midgets, and foosball.
*Click*
Adam went to the computer and looked up the area code because he didn't know how an adult shop got his cellphone number. It was an Oklahoma phone. So he called them back.
Adam: Hello, I think we were disconnected. I am Adam and you were taking a survey.
Voice: I didn't think you were being serious sir.
Adam: I am.
Voice: Okay. Please explain to us why is a fire hydrant a sexual fantasy.
Adam: Sure. You see, a fire hydrant is the ultimate phallic symbol.
Voice: The midget?
Adam: For me, midgets give me the sensation of total domination.
Voice: And foosball?
Adam: You see, foosball represents an orgy, a few sweaty people rubbing against each other.
Voice: Are you sober sir?
Adam: Yes ma'am, I am completely sober.
Voice: Okay. Tell me sir, what kind of clothing would you prefer on your midgets?
Adam: I think I would like the thong straps to be a bit high rising, giving an impression of longer legs on the midget.
Voice: Thank you for taking this survey sir.
Adam: My pleasure. So can you tell me how you got this number?
*Click*
The caller then called again and it turned out that she was a friend of Adam's girlfriend hanging out in Florida. They were trying to make a prank call on Adam but he was a competent match for them. To the girl's credit, she didn't even crack a small giggle while all of us were in stitches on this side.
M.
"Every positive integer is one of Ramanujan's personal friends."—J. E. Littlewood.
for some odd reason, while the word "Ganya" was still just a thought-dropping in my head, I thought it'd only be four letters. But apparently it's five. yep.
03-21-2005 01:31 AM
OMG! Dekka you bad boy!
wordslingers to the spirit.
