BRITNEY SPEARS gave a cheeky flash of her pants when she drove out to return some rented movies.
The singer headed out with fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE in a horrible loose red skirt which may once have been a curtain.
She must think she’s turned into some kind of hippy earth mother after looking after Kevin’s daughter Kori for the weekend.
Hand in hand ... Britney and Kevin
The glimpse of her knickers was bad enough but Britney then popped into a public toilet – barefoot.
I hope she watched where she was putting her feet.
She certainly changes a lot, one day she's a hippy chick, then a sleek sophisticated look, then a slutty look, then who know's what. Confusing!
We'll be ready when the curtain might fall; Feel my heart beating when the crowd calls; I gotta read between the lines Cuz I'm living out the script of my life
Cuz we all got a part we must play; And I've done it but I've done it my way; I gotta read between the lines
BRITNEY'S mum has defended her daughter's trailer trash image.
On the popstar's website, Lynne Spears claimed one of the pictures of Britney wearing a very low-slung, and dangerously revealing, skirt was just a mistake.
She wrote: 'I saw her in this outfit that day and she looked absolutely adorable.'
She explained that Britney had stepped on the hem of the dress, which pulled it down in front.
Celebumom Lynne Spears says the media have been way too harsh in their criticism of daughter Britney's habit of walking barefoot into public bathrooms and looking generally skeezy.
"I really feel the need to clarify some of the media's negative onslaught of press that has been everywhere lately," she writes on the pop star's official Web site. "I've come across numerous photo's (sic) where they are trying to depict Britney as, in their words, 'trashy.' They are using various photo's (sic) to try to illustrate their point. . . . As for her walking barefoot, The Doctor's orders are for her to wear Uggs or tennis shoes and it's just too hot for that. Sometimes it just feels good to go barefoot in this heat and give her feet a rest."
Note to Lynne: We're sure The Doctor wouldn't mind if Brit threw on a pair of flip-flops for a quick skip to the loo.
THIS is BRITNEY SPEARS’ latest trick to make sure she’s the centre of attention – wearing a mask from the movie Scream.
The twice-married pop star wants us to think she covered her face to avoid photographers during a night out. But of course the ridiculous get-up is just bound to get her noticed.
And to make absolutely sure no one missed her, she chucked milkshake at my snapper.
Fast food shockers ... Britney and the gang
Brit’s little sister Jamie Lynn and two pals joined the act as mum Lynne drove them to a fast food joint in Britney’s home town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
Scary sight ... Britney, pals, little sis and mum
The singer and new hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE have started married life looking like trailer trash fodder for the JERRY SPRINGER show.
And they are living up to the image by living on a diet of junk food.
Junkfood diet ... Kev
Do you need any more evidence that all they do is pig out on burgers and fries? Then check out Kev’s belly. It is obviously a long time since the penniless ex-dancer donned his tap shoes.
Bride and groom ... Britney and Kevin
Thank goodness the pair scrubbed up to exchange vows.
Britney Spears was photographed outside a medical spa in Westwood, California the other day with acne cream covering her face and appearing to pick your nose.