"Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call him Golden Boy."
- Jerry, in "The Marine Biologist"
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"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."
- George, in "The Marine Biologist"
Jerry: I would NEVER open somebody's medicine cabinet!
Kramer: I would.
Elaine: I trust people to not look in my medicine cabinet!
Kramer: Big mistake.
"Breaking-up is like knocking over a coke machine...you can't do it with one push...you have to rock it back and forth, a couple of times first". -Jerry Seinfeld
"What one believes to be real, will be real in it's concequences"
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world"
"You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!!"
- Babu, after finding out that Jerry is the reason he's being deported back to Pakistan, in "The Visa"
"I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man."
- Babu, blaming Jerry for his deportation to Pakistan, in "The Visa"
"Nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes, you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort."
- Jerry, talking about sex, in "The Mango"
And BTW...I have a Seinfeld phrase, which has been on my signature line for a long time...from one of his stand-ups. (Its the one about the detergent)...
OH...and another one of my favorites...was with Jami Gertz..she played the phone sex lady, who was dating Jerry...The same one one where Elaine wants her to "spare a square."
Of course thats just my opinion....I could be wrong. (Dennis Miller)
"You might be the toughest little whacker. . .but in my world, you're about as worrisome as a cloudy day." (Dutch Dooley)
One of the greatest things about Seinfeld is how all the characters have different, hilarious parallel stories going on at the same time. Especially when all the stories come crashing together.
I love Seinfeld, I still think it's the best show out there, even though it is getting a bit old now. I love how you can be doing things, living your everyday life and then something happens and you think "Wow, that's just like that Seinfeld episode".
I was at a Fish and Chip shop just last week, that had started to go out of business so they started to do Burgers and Kebabs and Chicken and everything as well and I thought to myself "That's just like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry helps that Pakistani guy (Babu Batt) change his restaurant to "Food of the World".
I was talking with my coworkers, I do not remember for the life of me how this came up but the name "Curtis" came up. I thought it was a good name. Not too weird, but rare enough. You know if you need to make up a fake name. You can't say "Bob" or "Fred" or "John" cuz it just sounds too made up. John maybe not as much. But Curtis is good.
So I decided if I don't want to give somebody my real name my fake name is going to be Curtis. Then I added on the last name "Evans" so I'll be Curtis Evans. That way if like one of my drunk friends comes up and says "hhheeeeyyy Evan!" y'know my cover isn't blown cuz they are just calling me by my last name. Sweet.
This doesn't have much to do with Seinfeld but it's kind of like George's "Art Vandalay"
04-11-2004 08:17 AM
