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Knock knock jokes post #1  quote:



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange'cha glad I didn't say banana?

Please post if you have some funny and/or irritating ones.


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post #2  quote:

1) Knock, Knock
2) Who's there?
1) Interrupting Cattle
2) Interrupting Ca...
1) MOOOO!

(You have to moo in the middle of someone asking "Interrupting Cattle Who?")


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post #3  quote:

Okay, here is another one, courtesy my web programming teacher:

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat, it's cold in here!


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post #4  quote:

And another one (I didn't understand this one though):

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!


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post #5  quote:

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
The police!
Aw, crud.


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