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Real Newspaper Ads in New York Times

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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(AND THE BEST ONE) . . .
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.


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The last one is too funny!!! The dog ones are pretty funny too!!!

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I believe my mom owned that Yorkie.

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(AND THE BEST ONE) . . .
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica -- no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.



Why is this funny?...its usually true....at least at my house it is....LOL...just kidding!!

These are great!!!!!

Ingenious ways of putting out ads!! Clever...I love it!!


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