Use your imagination on this one, If they have a 5 year reunion show here's my opinion where everrybody will be at in 5 years.
Alex-used car salesmen
Andon-soft core porn star
zach-in jail for domestic violence
amy-single with 3 little zach jr's running around, now bi curious and dating toni
kristin-ballooned up to 235 and is a plus sized model
tom-in a mental hospital
desiree-a stripper
holly-working at hooters
matt-works in vegas as a John Travolta impersonator
keith and tara-married
dave-still pissed about charla screwing him out of money, now works for a radio station because dave has a face for radio
beau-is fired from his radio gig by his new boss....Dave
toni-still trying her luck at reality shows on the new show" I'm a lame ass reality show loser get me out of here" competing against the likes of Eric Nies from real world and Jerry Manthey from survivor.
scott and melanie-dated but broke up after going on temptation island 5
kavita-visits zach often in prison
that chick who liked beau- is married to pauly shore
Charla-still models, check her out in next month's edition of hustler magazine.
1.) matt: john travolta impersinator like you said.
2.) kavita: a gypsy
3.) dave: wouldnt be mad because if you havn't heard charla did give him some money not aired on television. he would have the same job.
4.) toni: trying out for terminator 4 staring as toninator.
5.) amy: have her own acne resistant company.
6.) zach: with another girl.
7.) melanie: stalking scott.
8.) holly: playboy playmate.
9.) scott: stalking holly.
10.) desirae: a model designer.
11.) beau: living with his mother.
12.) alex: porn actor.
13.) andon: a porn actor with alex.
14.) kristen: a model.
15.) charla: a waitress.
16.) keith/tara: married.
17.) keith: model still.
18.) tara" professional dirt bike rider.
Last edited by l3londipunk on 10-05-2003 at 05:36 AM |
I had some spare time, I type fast, and I’m bored so, here we go:
Andon- Hard core gay porn star now sporting a Mike Tyson-esque facial tattoo and a matching one where the sun don't shine.
Alex- Andon's personal fluffer and husband. Ends up in the hospital getting his stomach pumped because of all the "man seed". Alex beats Lil' Kim's record of pints of "man seed" found in someone's belly and lands in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Zack- Actor/Posterboy for television ads for a new medicine that supresses genital herpes, "the clap", and being a moron. Constantly forgets to take his medicine, pines to be Keith forever, and remains an a$$hole.
Amy- Still loves her venereal disease prone sh1t head boyfriend, Zack and just found out that the zit medicine she's been using has made her infertile. (THANK GOD!)
Kristin- Heartbroken that Alex left her for Andon, decides to end it all by playing Russian Rou-Yahtzee with Toni and loses.
Kavita- Owns and runs her own chain of 99 cent stores. Has a harem of 18 year old boys.
Tom- A victim of premature aging decides to check into a nursing home where they have no T.V.s and everyone agrees to call him "Keith". Phones Holly every now and then so she can pick up his Depends with mango scent. Reminds him of the good old days of "Paradise" when he could still get "it" semi-up.
Holly- Pawns all of Tom's sh1t and wastes the money on black eyeliner, black hair dye, cheap whiskey, and oxy pads for her greasy a$$ face. Is reduced to dating the little brown guy who delivered the letters to the guests on "Paradise".
Beau- Andon remembers when Beau and Amy were on the bed, talking about their plans and Beau does the machine gun sounds with his mouth. So he hires Beau to do sound effects for Andon's porn films that require a military theme. Beau loves his job and Andon pays him peanuts but that's ok because Beau can't count anyway.
Amanda- Becomes a Wal*Mart greeter, I don't know!
Desiree and that guy who owned the stupid a$$ monkey- They get married and have jungle fever for the next 2 years. Things go awry when Desiree repeatedly beats him with her horse hair for always buying Smokey lingerie instead of her. The guy has had enough so he poisons Desiree’s food with rat poison. He is caught and at trial, his defense is, “Smokey told me to do it!“ He is found guilty and the monkey gets donated to Goodwill where some nice old lady picks him up for 50 cents.
Matt- Becomes John Travolta's stunt man. Forced to gain 70 pounds of lard like Johnny, Matt balloons and loses the stunt man job. Out of work Matt ends up giving HJs to Asian business men for sustenance.
Toni- Takes too many steroids and becomes a monster of a man-woman and also becomes an "Ultimate Fighter" and kills several men with her bulging eyes. After that, she is called for "Celebrity Boxing" and loses to a VERY angry and VERY feral Tina Yothers.
Dave- Appears on "Extreme Makeover". He now looks like Brad Pitt minus the pimple scars. Andon sweet talks Dave into doing some films with him for money. The "pressure" of these films causes Dave's face to rip at the seams and Andon finds a new genre of porn to bank off of.
Charla- Endorses everything from cars, makeup, clothes, Hungry-Man meals, thong maxi pads, urinary tract infection prevention, dog skin condoms, and so on because she's a money hungry stooge. Charla becomes a millionairess and goes all Howard Hughes.
Keith- Runs for governor of California and wins but is forced to resign when pictures surface of him visiting a crack house to buy some goodies for Tara's $1,000 a day habit slash dieting secret.
Tara- Wasted the rest of her and Keith's money on herbal bust enhancers that ended up making her chest concave. Keith leaves her and as a last resort, joins Andon's successful porn ring. Tara and Matt meet up on the streets and perform HJs on Asian business man in tandem for double the money. They get married and live happily ever after at the Y.
you are so right they will be that in the next five years. they all have attitudes that will show that what they are going to be in the further present times.
Dudes. Dudes, dudes dudes...... Give these guys breaks, man!!! I agree that you have to be at pretty 'particular place in your life' to even participate in this load of crap, but they are still people.
We all remember in disgust when the 'originals' came back to lynch the new guys, and how we all slept a little worse that night, knowing that morons like taht even get air-time, much less roam the planet!!!
So lets take the pacifistic approah and wich karma to pass judgement on all the contestants... I guarantee that it will...
*muhahahahahahah!!!!*
No seriously, some people carried themselves a lot better and with integrity than others.. I for one think that Dave handled himself very well, if you don't count hiscompetative gene, wich made him look like an ass at times. I honestly wish him well in life.
10-02-2003 08:53 PM
you are so right they will be that in the next five years. they all have attitudes that will show that what they are going to be in the further present times. 
