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post #61  quote:

im sure they wouldnt tell the difference if you didnt start off with a smaller bit of beer, just pee in the empties, and sell them to hobos, that way its more beer for you ... and techniquly its kind of beer its just gone through your system first, its recycling

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post #62  quote:

Plus, pee is sterile. You can drink it

This health and safety tip brought to you by HECK. HECK, helping the world drink pee since 2005.

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post #63  quote:

I thougth I drank some pee once, but it was just a Coors Light.

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post #64  quote:

Ah yes, Rocky Mountain Pee Water. Good times.

Coors Light makes Pabst look like Natty Light.

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post #65  quote:

I like Coors original though.

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post #66  quote:

you cant drink pee, your own anyway ... its toxic, thats why your body is trying to get ride of it

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post #67  quote:

alcohol is toxic, and yet we drink it

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post #68  quote:

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you cant drink pee, your own anyway ... its toxic, thats why your body is trying to get ride of it


yeah, but Hobo's don't know that.


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post #69  quote:

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you cant drink pee, your own anyway ... its toxic, thats why your body is trying to get ride of it


Not so fast my flying friend:

"Although urine is commonly believed to be 'dirty' this is not actually the case. In cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI) the urine will contain bacteria, but otherwise urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless when it leaves the body. However, after that, bacteria that contaminate the urine will convert chemicals in the urine into smelling chemicals that are responsible for the distinctive odor of stale urine; in particular, ammonia is produced from urea."

-Wikipedia

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post #70  quote:

nothing like a nice hot fresh cup of urine in the morning



you can also put vodka in it, and serve it with a lime


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post #71  quote:

Oh man, that's just nasty. Lime? Ugh.

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post #72  quote:

Then why is it that people get ill form drinking it ... phiscally ill i tells ya

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post #73  quote:

anyone who is drinking pee is mentally ill yo

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post #74  quote:

i saw this program about 2 real fat chicks, and they could drink like 9 pints in one session ... and still remember it in the morning

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post #75  quote:

Alright, time to bring this thread back to its maker.

Look, I was watching the David Letterman tonight. Jerry Lewis was on. Remember when him and Martin where big? The rest of the Rat Pack? Ghosts of those guys haunt my town.

I was thinking... I knew my hometown sucked the big, but I didn't realize how bad it sucked for all the rest. There are people here that make it great. I have the hook up throughout; cops, bartendars... is there anything else?

Regardless, the generartion is limp. GX is limp. It's over. That's why I am extending the biggest hand of all.

DFP is open... for now. We need to expand. Let me knowTo know what it stands for, and for the next step, you will let me know where it should be brought up;

-HECK!


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post #76  quote:

Oh I met Jerry Lewis a few years ago in Australia, and went to his show (he gave me tickets). Not as funny as he was back in the day, but gave me some laughs.

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post #77  quote:

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DFP is open... for now. We need to expand. Let me knowTo know what it stands for, and for the next step, you will let me know where it should be brought up;






Denver Federal Penitentiary?


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post #78  quote:

Dorothy Farmer Personnel?

(Replaced with something that DFP actually stands for, rather than DPF)


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post #79  quote:

Ditsy Fuscia Posts?

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post #80  quote:

Dekka Farts Patiently?

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post #81  quote:

Divine Feminine Principle?

I hate google...


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post #82  quote:

Delirious for Pot?

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post #83  quote:

Man, I can't believe I posted that. Disregard. First rule of DFP is don't talk about DFP.

-HECK!


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post #84  quote:

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Man, I can't believe I posted that. Disregard. First rule of DFP is don't talk about DFP.

-HECK!


I took the title of this thread in mind, while reading your post last night.


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post #85  quote:

Man o man. You know it brotha.

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post #86  quote:

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HECK said this in post #75 :
Alright, time to bring this thread back to its maker.

Look, I was watching the David Letterman tonight. Jerry Lewis was on. Remember when him and Martin where big? The rest of the Rat Pack? Ghosts of those guys haunt my town.

I was thinking... I knew my hometown sucked the big, but I didn't realize how bad it sucked for all the rest. There are people here that make it great. I have the hook up throughout; cops, bartendars... is there anything else?

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DFP is open... for now. We need to expand. Let me knowTo know what it stands for, and for the next step, you will let me know where it should be brought up;

-HECK!



Damn Fine Days.


The ratpack member has spoke.


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post #87  quote:

Man, I drank Coors Lite the other day. They took Miller off of the tap at my bar and replaced it with Coors beacuse all the turds drink it. Angry is HECK.

-HECK!


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post #88  quote:

I rather like Coors Original though.

it's a very "beer-tasting" beer.


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post #89  quote:

If I am going at it, I'll take a pint of Guiness. Good ol' milkshake of beers.

-HECK!


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post #90  quote:

Heineken aint too bad. I was never a big fan of it, but I had one last night and it was pretty good.

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