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post #91  quote:

That entire repartee was highly perverted.

Way too much for my sensitive ears.

I am going back to my tree and pat it with soft caresses.


And if that perverted Hamster-squirrel gets near my tree..............





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post #92  quote:

quote:
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Hamsters are perverts in training.........



quote:
Heavens11 said this in post #85 :
Once training is complete, they become hobo squirrels.



No way!!! I got a stitch in my side now, I can't breathe.


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post #93  quote:

We only post truths, Dave..

We tell it the way it is........


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post #94  quote:

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We only post truths, Dave..

We tell it the way it is........


Go hug your tree Becker.

M.


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post #95  quote:

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No way!!! I got a stitch in my side now, I can't breathe.


Someone call 911, Dave is choking on squirrel jokes.

M.


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post #96  quote:

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Someone call 911, Dave is choking on squirrel jokes.

M.





Something nefarious is happening. THe hobo perverted squirrel is nowhere in view.

Stay away from my tree!!!!!!!


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post #97  quote:

The hobo squirrel is on a vacation.

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Fact Sheet post #98  quote:

My tree is a Peach bearing tree.

It bears very large fruit... very high quality eating and canning peaches. Its as sweet a peach as you could ever imagine.

There is no lovlier peach tree on earth.

She is so graceful and good to look upon.

I will call her "Elberta"

I have set traps for any squirrels that try to get near my tree.

I believe that certain squirrel is hiding behind a black screen of some sort.

It will not be a barrier to the traps.

Please do not approach..My ears are sensitive to loud screams of pain.



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post #99  quote:

movin to the country
gonna eat me a lot of peaches

movin to the country
gonna eat me a lot of peaches

peaches come from a can
they were put there by a man
in the factory downtown

if i had my little way
i'd eat peaches everyday
some soaking bowl just in the shade

millions of peaches
peaches for me
millions of peaches
peaches for free


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post #100  quote:

What is perverted about that?

M.


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post #101  quote:

Really love your peaches,

want to shake your tree.


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post #102  quote:

Damn.

M.


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post #103  quote:

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Damn.

M.


Huh?


It's a song lyric from the 70's.

quote:
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Wooo Woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time


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post #104  quote:

OMG! Dave, you made M curse!

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post #105  quote:

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Huh?


It's a song lyric from the 70's.



Now I know, people in the 70s were equally perverted, just more covert in their approach.

Damn. Now I am scarred for life.

M.


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post #106  quote:

Dave and Becker each love Peaches,

But Becker loves the tree also....

Here I come, Elberta........


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post #107  quote:

Oh boy.

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post #108  quote:

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Dave and Becker each love Peaches,

But Becker loves the tree also....

Here I come, Elberta........


The fruit is forbidden Becker.


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post #109  quote:

Pai Mei would say "Forbidden Fruit is the tastiest."

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post #110  quote:

The Hobo Squirrel is now disguised as handsome hunk.

He will try to take Elberta from me.


I will blindfold her as a precaution.....



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post #111  quote:

And they love it...........

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post #112  quote:

Who is the student here?

M.


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post #113  quote:

Ah yes, yes, yes, the hobo squirrel... I remember him. Funny guy. Too bad he changed his avatar. But he will always remain a pervert to the core.

M.


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post #114  quote:

As Pai Mei would say........


"""Once perverted can never be unperverted.""""

Especially Hobo Squirrels...Hamsters too!!




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New Am I a Pervert, or..... post #115  quote:

So I was flipping through the channels and I saw this show on PBS> Boohbah. It is some stupid kid show, but the boohbahs look like sex toys!

http://images.google.com/images?q=b...sourceid=tipimg


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post #116  quote:

I don't think they do. You are more perverted than I thought Fuscia.

M.


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post #117  quote:

Dang. That is what Ron said. Well, actually he said I had no idea what a sex toy looked like, but I still think they do.

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post #118  quote:

So Ron knows what a sex toy looks like? My whole perception of Ron has been smitten into dust.

M.


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post #119  quote:

Please, Ron is an electrician. Construction guys know it all.

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post #120  quote:

That is true. So do you have any idea what a sex toy looks like?

M.


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