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This direct-to-DVD movie was released last month and is pretty funny (if you like Family Guy, at least). The story revolves around Stewie finding his real father, and then it goes out into la-la land about half-way through and ends nice and neatly.

Meh, but everyone knows the show's not about the story, its all about the funny.

Some amusing quotes:

Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

[on the red carpet at the premiere of the movie]
Tricia Takanawa: And here comes David Bowie! David, what brings you all the way to...
[Bowie puts his finger against her lip]
David Bowie: [seductively] Shh! Just you shut your mouth...
Tricia Takanawa: [suddenly speaking excitedly with a thick Japanese accent] OH, ME LOVE TO MEET ZIGGY STARDUST! [She drops to her knees and clamps onto his leg] I take you home, I make you fish bowel soup! Fish bowel!
[cut back to the news studio]
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...

Peter Griffin: Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.
Stormtrooper: Yeah, me too. What gives with that?

News Reporter: Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?
Mayor Adam West: Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one.
News Reporter: Thank you, Mayor West.

Wilfred Brimley: Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Brian: Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "o" in "Country"?

Stewie: Hey Brian! Brian!
Brian: What?
Stewie: Knock-knock!
Brian: Oh, come on!
Stewie: Knock-knock!
Brian: [sighs] Who's there?
Stewie: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you!

Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!


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I want to see this, been meaning to borrow it from a friend. Is it pretty raw, the language?

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Some knuckle-children?

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HECK, its nothing compared to the South Park movie, but there is a fair bit of profanity. Though you have to turn the uncensored audio track on, otherwise it'll be censored.

None of the jokes are directly related to the profanity though.


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i love this movie, like the South Park one... i'm a huge fan of both shows !!

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It was pretty damn funny. South Park movie was great, I liked it better.

The shows are really different though. I have to admit I do like South Park better.

Family Guy kind of turns into the Stewie and Brian show.


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